[Zebrabitch]

Seeing as it was clogging up another thread, I figured we could move discussion of this here.

Apparently it's also an exhibit, which is all fine and dandy, but my lord the merchandise is insanely overpriced, ugly shite.

What do others make of it?

[h0ldem]

Can we just talk about those press-on nails? $225? Really? And the jewelry section is even worse.

[Elisabetxxx]

$95 for gummy candy. Seriously?

I'm actually going to see Gaga's Workshop this weekend, but only to see it. I don't want any of that crap.

[N9NACzws]

C'mon, I'd totally pay $48 for this.

[Zebrabitch]

Not even friggin' Disney World charges that much for a stupid plushie.

[estelle]

I still want the blue meth rock candy necklace.

[Enliseell]

They've actually lowered the prices of a lot of things online, don't know about in stores.

I bought the earrings shaped like the McQueen shoes and I think they're adorable!

[Qvqnubpj]

fun to look at i guess. there's only like 2 things i actually wanted, and i forgot what they were already so I must not have wanted it that badly. good gifts for a super fan though.

[estelle]

Ooh! The Heisenberg meth necklace is down to $35! If it gets under $10, I'll consider it.

[estelle]

Some of the Little Monsters could suffice.

AND GUESS WHAT I JUST ORDERED?? I don't think it's going to get any cheaper than $24. So, in about 10 days' time, I'm going to be sporting the finest meth in the Southwest.

[Zebrabitch]

Awwww hell yeah.

[estelle]

There will be pictures. And I will lick it to make sure they coated it in resin or something.

[N9NACzws]

AND GUESS WHAT I JUST ORDERED?? I don't think it's going to get any cheaper than $24. So, in about 10 days' time, I'm going to be sporting the finest meth in the Southwest.

And here I was thinking you've been joking the whole time about the necklace. Good for you!

[estelle]

I have spent more money on stupider things!

[salomal-qask]

I have spent more money on stupider things!

So have most people on this board, so no one is judging ya .

[estelle]

I should be getting it tomorrow! Yaaay meth.

[Qvqnubpj]

woooooo methlace!

[Sdinozes]

I just saw this stuff. I'm impressed by how much shit they created! And if I were a huge fan and younger, I would've been dying for it all. Actually, I think those rock candy earrings are fascinating.

[estelle]

DADADA DAAA! Got it!



Bro's first reaction: "THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS, CAN I HAVE ONE?"

More details, including the story: How Lady Gaga Tried to Poison My Brother.

Here's the clear, plastic ball container/ornament it came in. When I unpacked this, I got really, really worried.



I mean, it looks like it's been through a fucking dryer!



See that string? Turns out the rock candy "beads" aren't pierced at all; they're just wrapped with clear stretchy cord. I pulled no fewer than six of these little strings off the necklace. They didn't seem to be attached to anything, thank god, but man that freaked me out.

Oh yeah, and the BLUE POWDER, meaning the necklace probably wasn't coated in anything like resin. GREAT. There was twice that amount of powder, plus larger shards, but my brother ate them. But then he realized that a light spray coating might've been used, and then ran off to his computer to make sure he wasn't going to die. He came back fifteen minutes later, convinced he wasn't poisoned because Gaga made an edible McQueen shoe, so (naturally) most of her products were probably edible?

Finally, the necklace came with a bag, which has to be the best quality item in the box:



I mean, it is made of NICE paper. I can't wait to store my tampons in it!

Finally, this bullshit:



So, I've been wearing the necklace for about two hours now, without any of the candy falling off. I smell like blue Kool-Aid, but am otherwise content with my methlace.

THANKS GUYS!

[Zebrabitch]

CUDDLEFISH, YOU BE STYLIN' ON BARNEY'S FOURTH FLOOR YO.