40.000 bottles of beer,
oh, ey, bottles of beer!
39.999 bottles of beer......

In the dark future of Apolyton there's only Asher.

Asher, I think you should write an auto PCR script for the forum. Every time you hit 40K, you could have Poly trigger a rollback. Then you could try believing you have a life through the magic of conscious self-deception.

This is a foolproof plan.

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How do you live with yourself Asher?

It makes me feel better that Asher has like 10,000 posts more than I do http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/nod.gif

We took that as given in view of your location...

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read: He doesn't know how to hack, only to write phone books http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/nod.gif http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/tongue.gif

Asher please count my posts in your total. DUE DILIGENCE also demands you admit I am not a bottom http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/mad.gif http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ons/icon13.gif

One million ****ing downloads, too.

That's like 1 download for every 30 Canadians. That's ****ing impressive by my standards. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/mad.gif

How do you know they weren't American infiltrators?

Only available in the Canadian store.

Taken to infinity, the Internet converges to Asher.

SP

Hey I tried but vBulletin only allows deleting of 400 at a time. By the time that processed I was banned. So you can only credit me 400, not thousands. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/wink.gif

I for one find Dale's humanitarian efforts to help Asher combat his overwhelming pile of posts to be extraordinary. http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

I'd also like to point out that you forgot to add in Princess Peach's 23* posts :frown:

*We will not count the 24th post which was when PP "outted" themselves as not an Asher DL. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/nod.gif

He's gabby. He talks a lot. Once he gets going, you can't shut him up.
It's a manifestation of his obsessive-compulsive persona. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/nod.gif

Good God this is horrifying

It's alright for you, we had to (pretend to) read them!