Is this some kind of a joke?
 

? It reads like a marketing tagline (and therefore will get edited soon) but what are you hyped about?

They'll never forget it because the Church in question was a Catholic church and the old guy was the preacher who has a fondness for 12 year old boy ass. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/scared.gif

This is the official tagline courtesy of imdb.com

Best buddies Dustin, Albert, and Mark, are twelve year old boys looking forward to a summer of fun in 1970.

Dustin has a crush on Tyanya and wants to ask her out on a date, something he has never done before. His main obstacle though is the town bully, Nick, who also likes Tanya. When Dustin mows the lawn of seventy-five year old Jonathan Sperry (Gavin MacLeod), a man he has seen at church, a unique friendship develops.

What happens the rest of the summer is something Dustin and his friends...will never forget.

Yes, the friendship was quite unique. http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

Apparently, they do have lay preachers. Didn't know that.

does he take Dustin for a cruise?

We can only assume.

Did Mr. Miyogi rape the Karate Kid?

Uh, yeah?

I thought everyone read between the lines.

I came very close to saying "Did BEN Kenobi rape Luke Skywalker" I came very close to reading this as, "Did BEN Kenobi rape Kuciwalker"

Long time no see TimeX.