Bull vs. Matador, Bull wins.
 

ouch indeed

Oh I'm sorry, I meant to say, "Olé, mother****er!"

What did they do to the bull?

Was he killed, or did they move him to a nice farm as reward for his victory,
where he can spend the rest of his life and have lots of sex,
to be father of a new generation of successful arena bulls?

Now that would be a REAL sport, if scientists got together and bred a superior fighting bull that could fight a matador on even terms.

Ouch. Reminds me of Hot Fuzz.