Random thoughts of Classes at the U
 

Fractured spelling and syntax makes me yearn for spambots...

With that wandering thought pattern you should clearly be a folk singer.

Who are you and why should we care about your weakass skills in physics and math?

(The fact that the U says 'Graduate in four years !!!11!!', making people take a lot of credits and that getting a poor grade hurts your chances of getting into the upper division of your major adds to this...)

You little *****. Why shouldn't you graduate in 4 years? Your 4 class courseload makes me sick. I hope you rot in hell. You should flunk out and learn that you're never going to amount to anything. You're barely passing intro classes at a 3rd rate public university. You're not fit to carry books for real students.

Yes!

I have to agree with everyone who thinks the writing in the above paragraph is weak.