[uphokyhuP]

Cheaper than the crack coke you were planning on buying

[Ephedrine]

Take a handfull of NOdoze and a 40oz of King Cobra

[jeaccatty]

[space-on-s]

Dude, my eyes are red like fireballs.

I had a sneezing fit this morning that lasted for 5 minutes with one sneeze every few seconds.

My ****ing tongue itches. Have you ever scratched your tongue? Do you realize how unsatisfiyng it is ?

****ing plants. Pave the ****ing planet.

[glasscollector]

That's plant sperm, jizzed all over your face. It's floral bukakke, not in the privacy of their own homes, but in public.

Thank god I live in Chicago, where my symptoms are far milder than they were in Atlanta.

[mGUuZRyA]

I'm shocked that there is plant life in Baltimore. I always imagined it to be a barren and blasted land...

[HaseBeceDeemy]

I overdosed on decongestants once. It was the start of my blood pressure problems (Although doctors say it shouldn't have been).

JM

[grinaJanoDant]

Skip the Benadryl, get the long-acting antihistamines instead. Zyrtec and Claritin last longer without the nasty side effects.

[we0MA4MI]

My ****ing car was COVERED in pollen this morning when I walked outside. The water in the harbor is YELLOW.

What the ****ing ****.

Man, talk about rude. It's just common courtesy to wipe up after yourself after you explode everywhere. These plants need to be taught a lesson.

[goatteatromiag]

My car was covered in a fine layer of that yellow stuff too, this morning.

[IRMartin]

Maybe I moved, I Am unsure whether they would hit me as bad if I moved back to the northwest.

JM

[Elissetecausa]

I thought you meant real speedballing, which I had some experience with long before most of you were born.

[rammossyAcron]

You know, my dad used to tell me that the older I got, the smarter he would be to me.
He was right.

[Liskaspexia]

You know, my dad used to tell me that the older I got, the smarter he would be to me.
He was right.

My father said the same thing, and he was right.

SO I told my daughter, but since she's only 21 she just argues and says I'm wrong about that.

[lidersontop]

I think we should children in charge of everything... while they still no everything.

[loyalgagora]

Actually, you live in Toronto, yeah? What's the notorious high poverty neighbourhood there called, the one with the big stinking towers? You should mosey on down there and ask the man with the largest gold chains if he knows where you can get any "down". A small pinch should mellow you out just fine, numb the inflammation and you can even use it daily for the duration of allergy season!

In fact you shouldn't be bothered about anything with the help of that med. Including the inevitable prolonged absences from work, and the looming consequences of such

[reiseebup]

glower

[Kragh]

It was pretty amazing here in DC over the weekend. The pollen was falling like snow flurries.

[Quigoxito]

Are you off your hunger strike yet?