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Considering Krill's av is of a pvssy chasing down a box, I figured lesbian.
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Originally posted by Asher
He lives 2000 miles away. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/frown.gif With a little ingenuity, you could probably engineer a package to mail that would do it for you. Ideally you'd train a monkey to go for the groin and send it to him, but aside from the time and expense of purchase and training, it might very well go after your junk before you could put it in the box. I suggest a scheme involving a very powerful spring, a brick, a box taped to hell and back on all but one side, and judicious use of "this side up" notices. Depending on his height and what sort of surface he sets it on to open it, you might hit him anywhere from thigh to sternum, but it's worth a shot. |
I'm a long-time fan of Krill's avatar.
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Originally posted by Seedle
I think you are over-reacting, Asher. I've had "crushes" on guys before, but I'm still straight as an arrow. Your friend's dalliance with non-homosexuality will pass. I will not be tricked by your assurances. I recognize your allegiance with the Straight Agenda and I assure you I will not trust a word you say. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/nono.gif (BTW, which guys? Famous guys?) |
Damn it all, I think up a brilliant ****-punch-by-mail scheme and wouldn't you know, nobody appreciates it. Hmph.
EDIT: A rooster says ****-a-doodle-doo? What a cockamamie idea. Only cockatoos and cockatiels do that. Someone must have gone off half-cocked to think of that. |
I think you should get a better sense of humour. http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif
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It's all I've been doing all day.
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