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sicheAscems 09-04-2006 08:33 PM

I guess I'm single male
 
Make no mistakes though.. this is not a dump. I clean regurlarly, including washing the windows and floors. But everything is set up for a single man party or group of guys. But if you want to eat and play, you better clean your crap because you won't be coming back unless you know how to behave.

Anyway, how did I do this? Well, I did work the whole summer with pretty good salary, bonuses and overtime pay (A LOT of overtime). So, I was still able to stash away the amount of money I needed for the next semester, plus I got tons of good stuff. Hard working http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/heart.gif Now I can just chill and enjoy.

I even have time for sex now, but I just don't think I want to, I'm having virtual sex with my machines, which is way more fun. Not literally.

astefecyAvevy 09-04-2006 09:14 PM

I wish I had more gadgets http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/frown.gif

aceriscoolon 09-04-2006 09:18 PM

There's no dilemma, Pekka. Just act like an American, and move into a bigger place. You will still have your area while having lots of sex. http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

ireleda 09-04-2006 10:18 PM

Originally posted by Pekka
.. because I've been looking for decoration tips for like two years now and settled for the single guy look. What does that mean?

My home is an entertainment center. Everything is positioned so that I can comfortable do my guy thing. I have a HUGE tv, laptop, desktop pc, xbx 360, dvd-player, stereos, huge speakers, digibox, amplifier, everything is conviniently positioned for my operating pleasures. One comfortable BIG sofa, and a rack for few items (xbox 360, dvd-player, digibox and amplifier).. I have tons of all kinds of cable, including T1 connection to the internet AND wlan connection with my laptop, both conviniently downloading at high speed at all times.

My electricity bill would be huge if it wasn't included in rent. This amount of power would be enough to run a small country. Most stuff is wireless, because I'm classy.

Now, if I get a girl in here to have sex with me, there is no way they're going to move here without re-designing everything, because it's a big media center now. So here is the dilemma. There is no sex that is worth having my system moved away or breaken up. In fact, if I sold this all, I'd prolly be able to buy a woman from a poor country. In fact an army of women.

I guess I'm a single male.

But I'm loving it. http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif That describes my life exactly, except I don't have an Xbox, but have a bigger TV http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/wink.gif

Yfclciak 09-04-2006 10:48 PM

What? You can have sex with a girl (or girls plural!) without them moving in and taking over.


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