Yeah I found out accidentally that washer thing works, but if Im out of fluid I will keep my foot on the gas and lightly hold my brakes, just enough to make the lights come on, About 75% of the time that works, too. I hate aggresive drivers. Sometimes I will pace a semi just in front, they feel uncomfortable in that "box" so they slow and wait, then you can laugh as they go by with frowns, just knowing you ticked them makes you laugh.

some george carlin therapy
 

THINGS THAT REALLY PIS.S ME OFF
feel free to add to the list.....

1. People who tailgate me on the highway.
I speed up until I come to a hill and no passing zone. Then I slow down, slower and slower, and when the asshole passes me when they can I laugh. I just cost your ass 3 seconds out of your life for following me too close.http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.gif

well.....I am a bit ashamed to tell you all this.http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/redface.gif..but...

I p!ss on tailgaters literally. What I do is this: I put my windshield washers on!! The spray goes right over the car and I can see the car behind me immediately back off and put their own windshield wipers on!
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No real harm donehttp://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...s/rolleyes.gif but it really is fun to watch them finally go around me with a dirty streaked car and wipers on with no rain! Hey, I was just washing my windows!http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/cool.gif

(but I have to admit it wasn't my cool idea--I learned it the hard way)