[dWSOj26H]

'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep,
I tried counting backward, I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers, they beckoned - the dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might!

Tossing and turning with anticipation,
The thought of a snack became infatuation.

So...I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
And gazed at the "fridge", full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up the carrots and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and stuffing, beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
'Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
With a mouthful of pudding and a handfull of pie.

But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...
"Happy eating to all - pass the cranberries, please."

May your stuffing be tasty...may your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes'n gravy have nary a lump.

May your yams be delicious...may your pies take the prize.
May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

[hotelhyatt]

LOL good one DB. I'll be going with my gang to gang up on my sisters, RosieWolf and Wardensu for Thanksgiving.

Su better have the booze on hand for some mudslides.

[phenterminediett]

[Vomephems]

I'll drink to that (hic!).

My wife is over in the US celebrating with her folks in the traditional way. I'm still here at home, so pumpkin pie is not likely to be on the menu. But I have a good friend coming over that night for some food and a beer - I think I'll try and do something with an American theme. That would be fun.

Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends.

[molaunterbizone]

After Thanksgiving Meal Poem

I ate too much Turkey, I ate too much corn,
I ate too much pudding and pie.
I'm stuffed up with muffins and too much stuffin'
I'm probably going to die.

I piled up my plate and I ate and I ate.
But I wish I had known when to stop,
For I'm so crammed with yams, sauces, gravies, and jams
That my buttons are starting to pop!

I'm full of tomatoes and french fried potatoes
My stomach is swollen and sore,
But there's still some dessert so I guess it won't hurt if
I eat just a little bit more!

[dWSOj26H]

We will be going to one of my boys house for T-Day.

The wife finally gets a break! He has 22 people invited. :zip

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

funny ... http://www.msn.americangreetings.com...=1652&rr=y&sou

[tLO0hFNy]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone even the on the board.

[MasTaBlau]

Quote:

[dWSOj26H]

PREGNANT TURKEY



One year at Thanksgiving my mom went to my little sister's house for the traditional feast.



Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick on her.



She told my sister that she needed something from the store. She knew my sis was preparing her very first Thanksgiving dinner, and was very nervous about how

it would turn out.



When my sister left, mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, and stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.

she then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.



When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.



When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and then pulled out the little bird.



With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, " Oh My God Susan, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"



At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys

lay eggs!