I figure that, for once, I will be on your side. Though I believe that your mother is a heavy cream too, based on this article that suggests that you are what you eat. Or in your mother's case, you are what you bukkake.

yupp he surely did, but i´m not mad,
he´s like the special, padded helmet wearing brother i never had.

Weirdly enough, it's also been a day of mum jokes in the my office as well. Maturity for the win!