[Mabeavyledlib]

I poured myself a single glass of merlot tonight. Tucked it neatly on my nightstand and began to watch Heroes. Three sips over most of the show, and it was tasting lovely.

Then disaster.

I took another sip, set it down, but the glass somehow caught the pad of my finger and began to roll. Gently at first, and then unpredictably, like a buzzer-beating jumpshot, threatening to roll off the rim after several, teasing spins around the basket. Event horizon occurred, and the glass laid itself down. Like an explosion, red wine launched itself, horizontally, vertically, diagonally, and any other -ally that exists in between the previous three.

Floor soaked.
Wall soaked.
Nightstand soaked.
Ikea chair with several stuffed animals on it soaked.
Blinds soaked.

The blast of wine actually reached three feet higher than the level of the cup five feet away! How is that possible?

What a disaster.

[duawLauff]

Don't blame the alcohol; I think your problem is that you have trouble letting go.

[Mangoman]

I think your problem is that you have trouble letting go.

lol, how do you explain the glass leaving his grasp then?

EDIT: Before I get the usual comments, I know what his pun was...I was just introducing another layer to the riddle.

[Maymayfor]

I think the problem is that you didn't drink enough. If you drank it all there would be none to spill.

[MarythePuppy6]

lol, how do you explain the glass leaving his grasp then?

Bellend.