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Old 04-29-2009, 10:32 PM   #1
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Default Thank you God!! -My Dream Girlfriend's a Reality!!!
So,I was browsing my local paper lately,flick the page,and was gobsmack at the most Stunnerly Beautiful Angelic Girl I've ever seen,instinctly I knew this was precise Babe I've been waiting all my life.Her figure is instance "Perfection" by any definition,shes visually drizzles Class and exhibiting refinement of elegance all over.Anyway's we have so much in common,we both love a occassional McDonald's,so I've email her asking for a date now,learning her e-mail address from Facebook site,guess what she replied,and were going out on a date at a nearby McDonald's this weekend,this truly a genuine miracle,that finally been answered.I Believe this Girl too be the Catch of the Century,and remember I'm first in the queue!
Cheer's!!!

Her amazing life story was at the sun.co.uk
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2399352.ece
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:36 PM   #2
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oh my word, lol. You got me till you mentioned McDonalds and then the link to the UK Sun.
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:38 PM   #3
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Lol, you wind up...[rofl]
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:39 PM   #4
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btw do you have a water bed? [xmasthumbup]
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:43 PM   #5
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24 my arse. She's at least 35 [shocked]

"I chew the food first so they can eat it because they haven’t got any teeth yet."

Oh no she din't!
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:53 PM   #6
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I got my popcorn ready to see how long it takes until the UK either nuke itself because only idiots are left in it or there is a revolution of the smart people.
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Old 04-29-2009, 11:11 PM   #7
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FAKE.

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Old 04-29-2009, 11:56 PM   #8
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FAKE.

/thread.
Thanks for clearing that up. What would we do without you?
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:39 AM   #9
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So,I was browsing my local paper lately,flick the page,and was gobsmack at the most Stunnerly Beautiful Angelic Girl I've ever seen,instinctly I knew this was precise Babe I've been waiting all my life.Her figure is instance "Perfection" by any definition,shes visually drizzles Class and exhibiting refinement of elegance all over.Anyway's we have so much in common,we both love a occassional McDonald's,so I've email her asking for a date now,learning her e-mail address from Facebook site,guess what she replied,and were going out on a date at a nearby McDonald's this weekend,this truly a genuine miracle,that finally been answerd.
Cheer's!!!

Her amazing life story was at the sun.co.uk
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2399352.ece
At least he's honest about the league he plays in........
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:44 AM   #10
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elbows too pointy
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:45 AM   #11
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So,I was browsing my local paper lately,flick the page,and was gobsmack at the most Stunnerly Beautiful Angelic Girl I've ever seen,instinctly I knew this was precise Babe I've been waiting all my life.Her figure is instance "Perfection" by any definition,shes visually drizzles Class and exhibiting refinement of elegance all over.Anyway's we have so much in common,we both love a occassional McDonald's,so I've email her asking for a date now,learning her e-mail address from Facebook site,guess what she replied,and were going out on a date at a nearby McDonald's this weekend,this truly a genuine miracle,that finally been answerd.
Cheer's!!!

Her amazing life story was at the sun.co.uk
Link -
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2399352.ece
Congratulations dude, she looks like a keeper[thumbup]
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:45 AM   #12
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She is hot I think ive just done something in my pants
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:49 AM   #13
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She is hot I think ive just done something in my pants
Shat yourself at the thought of going to bed with it?
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Old 04-30-2009, 01:00 AM   #14
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Shat yourself at the thought of going to bed with it?
At this point in my life ill be grateful for any sex, as long as its female im good.
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Old 04-30-2009, 01:23 AM   #15
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At this point in my life ill be grateful for any sex, as long as its female im good.
I can honestly say I'd rather go to bed with an animal, either gender, than sleep with that thing.
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Old 04-30-2009, 02:00 AM   #16
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At this point in my life ill be grateful for any sex, as long as its female im good.
dont forget to bring the flour. oh and the mccrack. she just may get freakier for you.
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Old 04-30-2009, 02:33 AM   #17
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I can honestly say I'd rather go to bed with an animal, either gender, than sleep with that thing.
So your saying you would a man?(your choice my friend), i would do her if i wasnt desperate.[thumbup] Thats just me
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:03 AM   #18
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Damn, extra 1000 calories a day does that to her? Hard to believe. I maintain at 3500, need 400 to bulk up a bit and 3000 to get ripped (3-4 months).
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:14 AM   #19
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Damn, extra 1000 calories a day does that to her? Hard to believe. I maintain at 3500, need 400 to bulk up a bit and 3000 to get ripped (3-4 months).
Can we see pictures of you massive? You man up all of the time but you're full of crap as far as I'm concerned.
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:25 AM   #20
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Can we see pictures of you massive? You man up all of the time but you're full of crap as far as I'm concerned.
I never said I was massive. I'm 6'2, 200lbs. That is so not massive and at my homeostasis I'm about 192lbs, so I put on 8lbs of muscle over like 4 years. I tried to bulk up to 220lbs, but I got chub along with muscular. I would really like to to get bigger and I can, but I have muscular back pain and each time I bench or do any exercises that involve traps - it feels like someone is stabbing me. That's from keeping bad posture, being overly stressed out, wearing back pack on one shoulder and lack of exercise during my first 16 years of life.
There...I'm so expressive today.
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