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**uMG6uOSo** · 04-25-2007, 05:38 AM

http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/Funny_Stu...rs_91_2007.php

Some of these are well funny.

**Adfcvkdg** · 04-25-2007, 05:45 AM

Hah!

I've seen some of these before but they're still all funny

**Bigroza** · 04-25-2007, 05:46 AM

I love the gigantic square root problem that ends with the hanging.

That and the "expand" one.

**Vomephems** · 04-25-2007, 06:12 AM

made me laugh[rofl]

**bashansasasasa** · 04-25-2007, 06:19 AM

The expand one is funny; some of those were actually new to me.

**IteseFrusty** · 04-25-2007, 02:47 PM

I like the math one with the hangman.

**gdjfhdf** · 04-26-2007, 02:50 PM

If the question had said DESCRIBE the graph then it would be funny, but since it said EXPLAIN it was totally lame (lol at getting this difference drilled into me at school, because you know, that's always a real problem in life).

**goldeneggs** · 04-26-2007, 04:45 PM

As an ex-teacher for 10 years, I can vouch for the accuracy of many of those examples - some of the answers I've seen over the years have beggared belief but my all time favourite was from a none-too-sharp lad who tackled the following GCSE Biology question thus:

Q: What part of the human reproduction system produces sperm?

His answer? "Bollocks".

**gdjfhdf** · 04-26-2007, 04:49 PM

Did you write "too right it is!" ^^

**goldeneggs** · 04-26-2007, 04:56 PM

We only found out because the exam marker took a copy of it and sent it to us - fortunately for Nobby (for t'was his nickname), although he answered a scientific question with a colloquial term, the fact that the rest of the paper was near blank ensured that he gained at least some credit for it.

**Adfcvkdg** · 04-27-2007, 01:47 AM

Showed this to my wife, who's a (3-5 grade) teacher. She cracked up at the answers, gonna show this to the other teachers at her school today

**wantedLOX** · 04-27-2007, 01:57 AM

No. There is an elephant in the way. [rofl]

[rofl]

**AlexClips** · 04-27-2007, 05:16 AM

OMG! So funny I want more.

**fedordzen** · 04-27-2007, 10:12 AM

OMG! So funny I want more.

check out facebook on the "i wish i was dna helicase so i could unzip your genes" group
i have a ton of funny pics from there...

**qCGfQR9T** · 04-27-2007, 11:28 AM

Man this cracked me up. [rofl]

**Penisvergroesserung** · 04-27-2007, 11:44 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...rva2/essay.jpg

i stole that from somewhere so i hope it doesn't get changed to porn.

**BruceQW** · 04-27-2007, 12:30 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...rva2/essay.jpg

i stole that from somewhere so i hope it doesn't get changed to porn.

ROFLMAO
I want to see that paper!

**gvataler** · 04-30-2007, 12:16 PM

ROFLMAO
I want to see that paper!

The prof would probably google it at home. [rofl]

**jamisi** · 04-30-2007, 02:29 PM

The math one is my favorite because I've been there!

04-25-2007, 05:38 AM	#1
uMG6uOSo Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 450 Senior Member	Funny exam papers http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/Funny_Stu...rs_91_2007.php Some of these are well funny. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-25-2007, 05:46 AM	#3
Bigroza Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 426 Senior Member	I love the gigantic square root problem that ends with the hanging. That and the "expand" one. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-25-2007, 06:12 AM	#4
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04-26-2007, 02:50 PM	#7
gdjfhdf Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 429 Senior Member	If the question had said DESCRIBE the graph then it would be funny, but since it said EXPLAIN it was totally lame (lol at getting this difference drilled into me at school, because you know, that's always a real problem in life). Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-26-2007, 04:45 PM	#8
goldeneggs Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 413 Senior Member	As an ex-teacher for 10 years, I can vouch for the accuracy of many of those examples - some of the answers I've seen over the years have beggared belief but my all time favourite was from a none-too-sharp lad who tackled the following GCSE Biology question thus: Q: What part of the human reproduction system produces sperm? His answer? "Bollocks". Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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gdjfhdf Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 429 Senior Member	Did you write "too right it is!" ^^ Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-26-2007, 04:56 PM	#10
goldeneggs Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 413 Senior Member	We only found out because the exam marker took a copy of it and sent it to us - fortunately for Nobby (for t'was his nickname), although he answered a scientific question with a colloquial term, the fact that the rest of the paper was near blank ensured that he gained at least some credit for it. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-27-2007, 01:47 AM	#11
Adfcvkdg Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 468 Senior Member	Showed this to my wife, who's a (3-5 grade) teacher. She cracked up at the answers, gonna show this to the other teachers at her school today Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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wantedLOX Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 420 Senior Member	No. There is an elephant in the way. [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-27-2007, 05:16 AM	#13
AlexClips Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 420 Senior Member	OMG! So funny I want more. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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qCGfQR9T Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 346 Senior Member	Man this cracked me up. [rofl] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-27-2007, 11:44 AM	#16
Penisvergroesserung Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 610 Senior Member	http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...rva2/essay.jpg i stole that from somewhere so i hope it doesn't get changed to porn. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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BruceQW Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 467 Senior Member	http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...rva2/essay.jpg i stole that from somewhere so i hope it doesn't get changed to porn. ROFLMAO I want to see that paper! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-30-2007, 12:16 PM	#18
gvataler Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 636 Senior Member	ROFLMAO I want to see that paper! The prof would probably google it at home. [rofl] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-30-2007, 02:29 PM	#19
jamisi Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 414 Senior Member	The math one is my favorite because I've been there! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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