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Old 01-10-2010, 09:36 AM   #1
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Default In this recession, nothing is Too Big To Fail
And that is the face of a Polytubby if ever there was one.
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Old 01-10-2010, 09:39 AM   #2
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Apparently, according to an internet picture I wish I could unsee, he wasn't a fat bastard back in 1999 but now he's just a fat slob living in his mom's house.
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Old 01-10-2010, 05:29 PM   #3
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13.5" is that all?
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Old 01-11-2010, 09:15 PM   #4
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Biggest I've seen in person was 10". Just thought I'd throw that out there.

About 25cm...
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Old 01-11-2010, 09:23 PM   #5
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Biggest I've seen in person was 10". Just thought I'd throw that out there.

About 25cm...
11" for me. It was a bit unwieldy. I think there is a point of diminishing returns when it comes to penis size.

Jonah Falcon is also gay, and when I lived in NYC he hit on me in a gay chat room. He found out I played Civ and wanted me to come over and fool around with him and also play CIV2 MP hotseat (huhuhuh).

I declined because of the fat slob issue Oerdin mentioned.
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Old 01-11-2010, 11:19 PM   #6
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Christ Boris, you really got around.
Apparently not since I turned him down. Would you go for a face like that? *shudder*

The closest I got to ****ing a celebrity was a guy who had a bit part in some independent gay movie I saw (after the fact). But I had a friend in NYC who ****ed two very famous ones, one of which was Clay Aiken (well before his coming out), the other about which I'm sworn to secrecy...
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Old 01-11-2010, 11:30 PM   #7
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"Eating Out." He was one of the diners at the outdoor cafe.

Shitty movie, anyway.
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Old 01-11-2010, 11:36 PM   #8
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No, not full-frontal. I honestly don't remember the movie well enough--he was a patron of the restaurant and had a few lines. That's all I can recall.
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Old 01-12-2010, 12:15 AM   #9
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Q: What do men with 12" penises eat for breakfast?
A: I eat at McDonald's, where do you eat?
Who did you cut it off of?
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Old 01-12-2010, 12:22 AM   #10
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How can you take him seriously if he isn't willing to use the talents he has to keep himself gainfully employed and lives in his Mom's basement?
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Old 01-12-2010, 01:32 AM   #11
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Maybe if he lost some weight and ditched the Bill Gates hair...
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Old 01-14-2010, 01:58 AM   #12
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Apparently not since I turned him down. Would you go for a face like that? *shudder*

The closest I got to ****ing a celebrity was a guy who had a bit part in some independent gay movie I saw (after the fact). But I had a friend in NYC who ****ed two very famous ones, one of which was Clay Aiken (well before his coming out), the other about which I'm sworn to secrecy...
Not many celebrities buy second hand beds?
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Old 01-14-2010, 03:55 AM   #13
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Considering all of the contributions I've done for Apolyton in the past - such as exclusive preview pics, doing Dan's podcast, I'm kind of surprised at the hostility.

As for my weight, I've lost a lot of it, thank you very much. When hurling fat jokes, maybe you should look in the mirror first.

Me earlier today: https://twitter.com/JonahFalcon/stat...359360/photo/1
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Old 07-22-2012, 09:43 AM   #14
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I bet you don't own a fire arm, do you?
That's a loaded question, isn't it?
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Old 07-22-2012, 10:18 AM   #15
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Old 07-22-2012, 03:46 PM   #16
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Considering all of the contributions I've done for Apolyton in the past - such as exclusive preview pics, doing Dan's podcast, I'm kind of surprised at the hostility.
Poly is just blessed with many giant dicks...
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Old 07-22-2012, 06:04 PM   #17
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As for my weight, I've lost a lot of it.
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Old 07-22-2012, 08:01 PM   #18
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Considering all of the contributions I've done for Apolyton in the past - such as exclusive preview pics, doing Dan's podcast, I'm kind of surprised at the hostility.
I haven't been here very long, so just wondering, what sort of exclusive preview pics earned you the right to Apolyton's eternal gratitude?
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Old 07-22-2012, 09:14 PM   #19
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Herman Cain changed his handle
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Old 07-22-2012, 11:13 PM   #20
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I also have more money, get more sex, am wiser, and live a happier life that the rest of you geeks.
Only one of those is true.
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