[Yarmark]

Eat lunch with him. Don't say a word. Just stare.

[marcusdexz]

Should I make him write Windows Mobile apps?

That's painful enough as is, I can't imagine a Mac fanboy having to do it.

[DailyRingtone]

Is it bad form to smack him down

No.

[sportsbettinge]

Make him write linux apps?

Android runs on Linux. Already on that one.

Worse yet, it's Java on Linux. I thought that'd kill him, but the ****er is resilient.

[yqpY4iw6]

Android runs on Linux. Already on that one.

Worse yet, it's Java on Linux. I thought that'd kill him, but the ****er is resilient.

Remove his keyboard and make him code using wondows onscreen keyboard.

That'll **** him up real good.

[Nurfzerne]

Remove that keyboard, claiming health and safety reasons and force him to use a microsoft keyboard Then if he refuses give him the smack down and threaten him with the sack.

[OrefZorremn]

Don't give him perfection. Give him **** for a fortnight, month at the most, then give him the good stuff.

[mArVHDO6]

It'd be messy. The kid is like 5'7 and 120lbs.

[avodeinst]

His unbridled enthusiasm is very creepy. I don't know what to do.

Bask in your unbridled superiority?

[StoyaFanst]

I was assuming he wasn't gay...

[Escamsrasiush]

He has a rainbow avatar. How oblivious can you be?

[Veronnisa]

Btw, I read your sig in less than 2 seconds. I believe I have outsmarted you.

[squicscor]

We built this city (on rock and roll)

[M1zdL0hh]

You really don;t understand me, do you?

Would I want to?

[BoomBully]

I bet I have a bigger penis than you.

[viagradiscounttt]

It'd help you realise you aren;t that smart.

On topic: Asher, got any updates for us? Offered to defenestrate the git yet?

I've banished him to the corner with an overly aggressive deadline for the Android app. I couldn't take anymore without lashing out.

[Thydaysuh]

Nudes go on the pay site. No freebies.

[thighikergove]

I bet I have a bigger penis than you.

More for you to hold onto while jacking off.

[Justlovemy]

I took 8 hours reading Krill's sig over and over, and nothing came of it. Now I've been writing and rewriting this post for the last half hour to get the wording right. All I can say at this point is that Krill is a liar!!

[forextradinginfo]

I think he is, actually. Though he's much too young and not my type.

Actually, that's my vibe too, since his behavior seems to be way to flamboyant/dramatic.

Tell him that you know a guy who doesn't mind Mac hardware and will buy it, but immediately wipes OS X and installs Windows and Linux on the laptops instead. And if he's got an issue with that, I'll rip off his head and **** down his neck.

Also, it's laughable about the keyboard thing, because there's so much you can't do in OS X without a mouse. A ****ing one-button mouse.