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Old 07-31-2007, 03:52 PM   #1
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Default Lefties are mentally ill and/or schizophrenics
This august group also has notably higher percentages of genius and idiots in its ranks. Left-handers are Xtreme Humans!

I've always thought it would be interesting to see how right-handers would react if all the subtle "righty" objects in our everyday world were suddenly switched to left-handed designs.
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Old 07-31-2007, 04:14 PM   #2
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This raises the question: How many mice are normally left-pawed?
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Old 07-31-2007, 04:45 PM   #3
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I was a leftie forced to convert into a rightie at nursery by evil religious f-ckwits...

Somehow they overlooked which hands I held my cutlery in...
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Old 07-31-2007, 05:03 PM   #4
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Or you could be ambidextrous...

Though only one at a time, unless well endowed...
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Old 07-31-2007, 05:12 PM   #5
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And French researchers concluded that being left-handed could be an advantage in hand-to-hand combat.

Isn't that just because all the right-handed people train to face other right-handed people? Nothing intrinsic to left-handedness or its biology.
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Old 07-31-2007, 05:54 PM   #6
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Originally posted by Elok
This raises the question: How many mice are normally left-pawed? Let us poke pointed sticks at them to find out.
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Old 07-31-2007, 06:47 PM   #7
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It was the other guy in your head that was schizophrenic.
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Old 07-31-2007, 09:02 PM   #8
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when i was 11 or 12 i tried 'training' myself to become ambidextrous. it didn't work out so well.
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Old 08-01-2007, 03:17 AM   #9
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I am securely dexterous.
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Old 08-01-2007, 05:02 AM   #10
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Originally posted by Kuciwalker
And French researchers concluded that being left-handed could be an advantage in hand-to-hand combat.

Isn't that just because all the right-handed people train to face other right-handed people? Nothing intrinsic to left-handedness or its biology. But still a complete advantage regardless.
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Old 08-01-2007, 06:10 AM   #11
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Lefties are mentally ill and/or schizophrenics Damn straight
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:54 PM   #12
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A left-handed swordsman or axeman had an advantage in their era as the righties shield setup wards off right handers much better than lefties. I would probably have been left-handed but the nuns saw to it that I was not. No schizophrenia that I am aware of but do have a case of DID/depression that requires meds to stabilize. Left eye/right hand coordination is an advantage at the plate in baseball that I used to advantage when young. Only positive aspect of the good sisters' intervention. Let's not even get into talking about "bi."
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Old 08-01-2007, 11:15 PM   #13
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I knew those voices wasn't of the good! But perhaps there is hope, I am right handed when I use knife and fork.
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:19 AM   #14
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I'm afraid I use my left hand for that.
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Old 08-02-2007, 04:17 AM   #15
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Game, set and match to Ludd.
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Old 08-02-2007, 05:28 AM   #16
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Your assertion that there's nothing intrinsically advanteous to left-handedness in hand-to-hand is correct in a strictly physical sense, of course.

But in a real-world scenario, the training/practice advantage becomes critical. The fact that righties train (theoretically, on average) against lefties only 10% of the time, with the reverse being true for the lefties (obviously), puts a clear advantage to the left handers.

Note that the article states left-handedness "could be an advantage" in combat -- not that they are better fighters. The fact that this advantage may due to being a statistical anomaly (as opposed to strength, quickness, whatever) doesn't make it any less effective.

So no, not kidding.
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Old 08-02-2007, 06:57 AM   #17
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A left-handed swordsman or axeman had an advantage in their era as the righties shield setup wards off right handers much better than lefties Wouldn't the shield setup of a left handed swordsman likewise be setup to block against a left hander ? Thus the only advantage being the said left hander would be more used to swinging sword vs sword whereas the right hander would have trained more sword vs shield.
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:15 PM   #18
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I'm sure all of this will be very useful the next time one of you is challenged to a duel.
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Old 08-02-2007, 03:30 PM   #19
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I'm mainly right-handed but eat with what's meant to be a left-handed set-up (fork in right hand) and bat in cricket (rounders for you Yanks) left-handed (right-hand closer to body/higher up stem).
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