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Old 03-27-2009, 06:52 PM   #1
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I found this and had to share:

How many golf forum members does it takes to book a tee time?

  • 1 to book the tee time and to post that the tee time has been booked
  • 14 to share similar experiences of booking tee times and how the tee times could have been booked differently
  • 7 to caution about the pitfalls of booking tee times
  • 1 to move the topic to the "General Discussion" section
  • 2 to argue the move and then lobby to move it to the "Golf Travel" section
  • 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about booking tee times
  • 5 to flame the spell checkers
  • 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
  • 6 to argue over whether it's "tee time" or "teetime" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
  • 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "reservation"
  • 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "tee time" is perfectly correct
  • 19 to post that this forum is not about booking reservations and to please take this discussion to a hotel or vacation forum
  • 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use reservations (tee times) and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
  • 36 to debate which method of booking tee times is superior, how to get the best tee times, what tee times are best for most golfers and what tee times to avoid
  • 7 to post URL's where one can book tee times
  • 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
  • 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes tee times relevant to this group
  • 13 to "quote" all posts to date, and do so in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and then add: "Me too"
  • 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the "tee time controversy"
  • 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
  • 13 to say "do a Google search on tee times before posting questions about tee times"
  • 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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Old 03-27-2009, 06:59 PM   #2
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That is hysterical.
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Old 03-27-2009, 07:00 PM   #3
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Great one Smalls.
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Old 03-27-2009, 08:11 PM   #4
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LOL! that was hilarious Smalls
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Old 03-27-2009, 08:35 PM   #5
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That's just about spot on. I'll repost my response in about 3 months.
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Old 03-28-2009, 02:45 AM   #6
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I found this and had to share:

How many golf forum members does it takes to book a tee time?

  • 1 to book the tee time and to post that the tee time has been booked
  • 14 to share similar experiences of booking tee times and how the tee times could have been booked differently
  • 7 to caution about the pitfalls of booking tee times
  • 1 to move the topic to the “General Discussion” section
  • 2 to argue the move and then lobby to move it to the “Golf Travel” section
  • 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about booking tee times
  • 5 to flame the spell checkers
  • 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
  • 6 to argue over whether it's "tee time" or "teetime" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
  • 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "reservation"
  • 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "tee time" is perfectly correct
  • 19 to post that this forum is not about booking reservations and to please take this discussion to a hotel or vacation forum
  • 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use reservations (tee times) and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
  • 36 to debate which method of booking tee times is superior, how to get the best tee times, what tee times are best for most golfers and what tee times to avoid
  • 7 to post URL's where one can book tee times
  • 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
  • 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes tee times relevant to this group
  • 13 to "quote" all posts to date, and do so in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and then add: "Me too"
  • 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the “tee time controversy”
  • 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
  • 13 to say "do a Google search on tee times before posting questions about tee times"
  • 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
Haha, that's great stuff there Smalls.
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Old 03-28-2009, 02:51 AM   #7
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LMAO, good one Smalls
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Old 03-28-2009, 03:05 AM   #8
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I found this and had to share:

How many golf forum members does it takes to book a tee time?

  • 1 to book the tee time and to post that the tee time has been booked
  • 14 to share similar experiences of booking tee times and how the tee times could have been booked differently
  • 7 to caution about the pitfalls of booking tee times
  • 1 to move the topic to the “General Discussion” section
  • 2 to argue the move and then lobby to move it to the “Golf Travel” section
  • 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about booking tee times
  • 5 to flame the spell checkers
  • 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
  • 6 to argue over whether it's "tee time" or "teetime" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
  • 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "reservation"
  • 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "tee time" is perfectly correct
  • 19 to post that this forum is not about booking reservations and to please take this discussion to a hotel or vacation forum
  • 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use reservations (tee times) and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
  • 36 to debate which method of booking tee times is superior, how to get the best tee times, what tee times are best for most golfers and what tee times to avoid
  • 7 to post URL's where one can book tee times
  • 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
  • 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes tee times relevant to this group
  • 13 to "quote" all posts to date, and do so in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and then add: "Me too"
  • 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the “tee time controversy”
  • 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
  • 13 to say "do a Google search on tee times before posting questions about tee times"
  • 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
That is hysterical.
Great one Smalls.
LOL! that was hilarious Smalls
That's just about spot on. I'll repost my response in about 3 months.
Haha, that's great stuff there Smalls.
LMAO, good one Smalls
Me too.
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Old 03-28-2009, 04:43 AM   #9
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Is this an exercise in how many multiposts we can string together?
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Old 03-28-2009, 04:44 AM   #10
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Is this an exercise in how many multiposts we can string together?
Yes, and you failed.
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Old 03-28-2009, 04:45 AM   #11
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7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about booking tee times Your turn is coming Claire, just wait for somebody to make a grammatical error. Just keep checking back, it's bound to happen.
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Old 03-28-2009, 04:52 AM   #12
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Yes, and you failed.
Your turn is coming Claire, just wait for somebody to make a grammatical error. Just keep checking back, it's bound to happen.
But, but--I'm already a failure!

(I did think about jumping up and waving my hand at that one. Then I thought again.)
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Old 07-07-2010, 07:05 AM   #13
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I found this and had to share:

How many golf forum members does it takes to book a tee time?

  • 1 to book the tee time and to post that the tee time has been booked
  • 14 to share similar experiences of booking tee times and how the tee times could have been booked differently
  • 7 to caution about the pitfalls of booking tee times
  • 1 to move the topic to the “General Discussion” section
  • 2 to argue the move and then lobby to move it to the “Golf Travel” section
  • 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about booking tee times
  • 5 to flame the spell checkers
  • 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
  • 6 to argue over whether it's "tee time" or "teetime" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
  • 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "reservation"
  • 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "tee time" is perfectly correct
  • 19 to post that this forum is not about booking reservations and to please take this discussion to a hotel or vacation forum
  • 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use reservations (tee times) and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
  • 36 to debate which method of booking tee times is superior, how to get the best tee times, what tee times are best for most golfers and what tee times to avoid
  • 7 to post URL's where one can book tee times
  • 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
  • 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes tee times relevant to this group
  • 13 to "quote" all posts to date, and do so in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and then add: "Me too"
  • 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the “tee time controversy”
  • 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
  • 13 to say "do a Google search on tee times before posting questions about tee times"
  • 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
Well, it took longer than 6 months!
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Old 07-07-2010, 07:11 AM   #14
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LOL Thats great smalls
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Old 07-07-2010, 07:38 AM   #15
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I love that last one. It usually holds very true!
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Old 07-07-2010, 08:15 AM   #16
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And a partridge in a pear tree……I could have waited till Christmas time to post but that would have made me the infamous “6 month lurker”
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Old 07-08-2010, 12:32 AM   #17
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Good one especially to someone new to your forum.
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Old 07-08-2010, 12:48 AM   #18
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lmao!!
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Old 07-08-2010, 12:52 AM   #19
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Google it!
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Old 07-08-2010, 06:02 AM   #20
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Lol soo true.
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