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Yeah.

The Toxic Avenger
Melvin is an ass, and people treat him like shit, just like an ass should be. Well, that just proves how much the actors in this little gem suck. Melvin is supposed to get sympathy from the viewer, but the actor, Mark Torgl, just can't do it. He's just annoying. Anyway, this is the movie that brought the worlds greatest super hero to life. I'm talking about Toxie, the only super hero from New Jersey.

When you look away from the awful acting, this is a really good movie. It's clever, it's funny and it's fucking violent! It has alot of titties and fucking too, and that's not bothering me.

The humor is simple, but it's still fun. Some of the jokes are just plain bad, though. Aaanyway, it's alot of fun, alot of violent fun. You've got to love violent fun, right? Heads are crushed and limbs are removed. Yeah. Troma's first big hit, and probably the best Troma movie ever. Great and smart fun. Just be sure you don't see the cut versions...

Tromeo and Juliet
Now this is Shakespeare like it should be! Violence, sex and daaaark humor makes this a fucking classic, I swear it's true. This is Romeo and Juliet with themes such as wife beating, incest and pedophilia. The acting surprised me as being quite good, and for fucks sake, there's a giant penis monster in this shit! A penis monster! Also contains a real nipple piercing and a great lesbian sex scene. Just beware, it's not just fun, it's got a message you should see. Incest is bad. Fucking children is bad. Beating your wife is bad. Meat is bad. Tromeo and Juliet, however, is not bad. It's great, trust me.
Be sure to see the uncut version.

Terror Firmer
Gore, sex, perverted humor, incest and a hermaphrodite killer. Lloyd Kaufman stars in this one as blind independent movie director Larry Benjamin. He ends up getting his head blown off, and his daughter plays with the head afterwards. Will Keenan (also was Tromeo) is the hermaphrodite killer, and Alyce LaTourelle stars as his hot, hot, hot girl. If you want to see a film that contains a blind man pissing on people, people shitting themselves to their death, fucking, decapitations and limb removement... this is it. Be sure to see the uncut version.


Oh yeah. I'll post a review of Trey Parker and Matt Stones Cannibal! The Musical by the end of the week. It was their big break, all thanks to Troma. So, people, thank Troma.

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Come on! There has to be at least one person here that care for Troma!?

No?

Well, fuck you then.

Cannibal! The Musical
Trey Parker's first film. Matt Stone was also involved, but that goes without saying.
Yeah, Trey wrote, directed and starred in this fucking hilarious musical. It's based on the story of Alferd Packer, the only man in USA history to be legally punished for cannibalism. And, well, the story is basically true, except for some minor changes... Anyway, this is a musical, and fuck, the songs are awesome. They're really catchy and the lyrics are just fucking sweet. There's some nice violence in here too, and that's always nice.

If you like South Park you'll freaking love this. Just keep in mind it's basically a college project, so don't expect any fancy effects or well known actors.


Chopper Chicks In Zombie Town
Hot chicks on motorbikes ride into a town. They swear, they drink, they fuck... and kill some zombies. There's actually very little zombie splattin' when you take the title in consideration, but this is still a really entertaining movie. Some good humour, good characters and a "chain saw into groin" scene makes this worth a look.
By the way, you get to see a yooung Billy Bob Thornton as one of the chick's husband.


Class Of Nuke 'Em High
Well, this is an example of bad Troma. It's boring, has bad actors all over and a minmum of violence and sex... Neh, not good. The monster at the end is kinda cool, though.


Class Of Nuke 'Em High Part 2: Subhumanoid Meltdown
Worse than the first movie. This is one hell of a retarded piece of shit movie. It's just too fucking stupid, and besides, the acting is beyond ridiculous. Well, the nuclear squirl saves it from hitting rock bottomn. Man, that squirl was cool. Beats Godzilla and King Kong by miles.


Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD
Actually quite funny, without being extremely "Troma-tized". Low on gore, low on sex but high on humour. Kabukiman is a superhero to love and have nice bedtime conversations with. He enjoys long walks and is a non smoker. Enjoy.


And. just a kinda bonus... The following is not a Troma film.

Guinea Pig 2: Flowers Of Flesh And Blood
I believe there are five or six films in this series, and this is the first one I've seen. Well, this movie made Charlie Sheen go nuts. He actually though he was witnessing a real murder, that he was watching a snuff film. Hah, he must've been pretty fucking high on something, because this is so fucking clearly not real. First of all, there are loads of different camera angles, there's slow motion there's music. Most importantly, it looks fucking fake. The insane samurai killer chops off her arms, hands and legs. He plays around with her intestins, and almost none of it looks real. The hand cutting is allright, but it gets fucked up when the severed hand moves its fingers.
Nah, this is just 44 minutes of badly done fake snuff. Nothing to be digusted by, nothing to waste time on.