Some "Walked into a bar" jokes
 

Maybe these are old, oh well.

A grasshopper walked into a bar. The bartender said "Wow, we have a drink named after you".
The grasshopper said "Really? You have a drink called "Bruce""??
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A Priest, a Rabbi and Santa Claus walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "What, is this some sort of a joke?"
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A Baby seal walked into a club.....
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And for you musicians,
A "C, E flat and a G" walked into a bar. The bartender said, "Sorry, we don't serve minors here."
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http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/roflol.gif http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/roflol.gif http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/roflol.gif Sorry, I laugh at my own jokes.......

a pirate walks into a bar, the bartender says hey buddie whats with the steering wheel in your pants? pirate shrugs his shoulders and says arrr... its drivin me nuts

a duck walks into a bar. says "can i have a beer?"

bartender says "we dont serve ducks in here"

duck says "can i have a beer?"

bartender says "i told you we don"t serve ducks."

duck says "can i have a beer?"

bartender says "look, if you ask me one more time i am going to nail your bill to the bar."

duck says "got any nails?"

bartenders says "no"

duck says "can i have a beer?"

A police officer was chasing a bank robber down the street. The robber ran around the corner and into a bar. Ouch!

Hahah...love the baby seal joke. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/lol8.gif

These remind me of another one:

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks, "Do you serve food here?"