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Old 01-12-2007, 05:35 PM   #1
Gscvbhhv

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Default The "why's" of men (for Tanya)
Subject: The Why's of Men



1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(unknown.......it never happened)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

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Old 01-12-2007, 08:10 PM   #2
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Old 01-12-2007, 08:25 PM   #3
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Originally Posted by savanna3313
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
oh hell When I read something that literally makes me "LOL" I just have to post it.
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Old 09-02-2012, 01:54 AM   #4
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4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
oh hell
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Old 09-09-2018, 06:11 AM   #5
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I will not surprise you, not only men but also women snore. This phenomenon is not related to gender. I found a great site where you can read about the methods of fighting snoring and one of them is a special mouthpiece. When using it, the tongue is pulled forward and it helps the patient to open the area for normal air passage.
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