[Poll Pitt]

Subject: husband shopping
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> A Husband Shopping Center has opened in Atlanta, where a woman can go to
> choose from among many men to be her husband.
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> It is laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive
> attributes as you ascend.
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> There is, however, a catch.
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> You're only allowed in once.
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> Once you open the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that
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> If you go up a floor, you can't go back down except to exit the building.
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> So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
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> On the first floor the sign on the door says:
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> Floor 1:
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> These men have jobs and love kids.
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> The woman reads the sign.
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> "Well, that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I
> wonder what's further up?"
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> So up she goes.
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> The second floor sign says:
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> Floor 2:
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> These men have high-paying jobs, love kids and are extremely
> good-looking.
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> "Hmmm, better," says the woman. "But I wonder what's further up?"
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> The third floor sign reads:
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> Floor 3:
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> These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking
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> help with the housework.
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> "Wow," says the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there's more further up!"
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> And so again, she goes up.
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> On the fourth floor the sign reads:
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> Floor 4:
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> These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking,
> help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
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> "Oh, mercy me." (That's how women talk in Georgia) "But just think...
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> must be awaiting me further up?"
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> So up to the fifth floor she goes.
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> The sign on that door says:
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> Floor 5:
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> This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please.
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> Thank you for shopping.
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> Have a nice day