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Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

As President Bush and his staff sit comfortably in the White House, the
snow continued to pile up on the many poor and African American victims
in the D.C. area who could not afford to get out of town or to safety
in Florida. Crucial supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn, gold
jewelry, plasma TVs, Colt 45 and dark rum - so essential to surviving the stress
of any major snowstorm - lay in stores undelivered.



"Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shoveled so I can get out
to buy my danged lottery tickets!" said one D.C. resident from his
living room. "Why are we wasting money in Iraq when we could be
spending it here on me?"



Progressive blogs blasted the President for his inaction. "We find the
timing terribly suspicious - just as the Domestic Spying hearings kick
into high gear, what happens? A major northeast Blizzard. Why now?"
wrote one blogger.



Hearings into the Blizzards' effect on hearings are almost a certainty.
Howard Dean has suggested he will call for an investigation once his
new medications kick in and John Kerry took a break from his winter ski
vacation in Aspen to call for new legislation outlawing snowstorms.
"The Republican Congress has dropped the ball once again. I have always been
a staunch supporter of anti-snow legislation, except for certain
locations where I ski. Snow has no business on our roads and the
President and Congress know that."



Calls for impeachment over "SnowGate" as some are calling it already
are mounting as deeply as the snow itself, and what will be discovered
underneath will prove to have a truly chilling effect on the
Republicans, as the inevitable thaw proceeds.



This just in.



More breaking news...... Jesse Jackson wants an investigation as to
why snow is ALWAYS white.



It is reported that Dick Cheney has stock in Tru-Value Hardware. Do
you have any idea how many SNOW SHOVELS they sold today to the unsuspecting
consumer?



The American people will demand to know why FEMA has been so late in
reacting to this storm. THEY KNEW IT WAS COMING! And yet they failed
to have crews in place to fix the electricity as soon as it went off. It
just shows that Bush and the Republicans just don't care about the
people in the northeast. The Senate needs to investigate this with
administration personnel under oath.



We speculate that the great junior senator from N.Y. has opened the
doors of her Long Island mansion to all of the heatless poor of her
neighborhood and is busy baking cookies for them while her husband
applies body heat to the nearly frozen teen-aged girls.
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