Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash
 

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is
interrupted
at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy
disk
abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
~ If
your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
double-clicking
icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause
the
index
doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's
gonna crash!
~
If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network
is
connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to
tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the
printer down the hall, and your screen
is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the
window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out
with a bang,
'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
~
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the
macro
code
instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash
the memory and you'll
want to RAM your ROM then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to
tell your Mom!
~
WELL! That certainly clears things up for MEZ!http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif

hmm.. oh yeah, makes perfect sense.