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**Janny2006** · 07-02-2006, 11:27 AM

Guys,

I appreciate your efforts to teaching yourselves iai, kendo, whatever. However, I am struggling to keep track of you all across the various sections of the forum, and I feel that there should be a common ground for you all to share. Behold: The Self-Teachers Thread...

Everyone who posts on KWF, yet does not formally practice a sword art, nor do they intend to do so, please sign in here.

Rebeccam1987?
Kenshi07?
Metsuke?
kensenbatusaii?

Are you home? Anyone care to say hi? YouTube is waiting for you...

**Janarealiti** · 07-02-2006, 11:31 AM

I second this!

**boizzones** · 07-02-2006, 02:18 PM

Woo, I signed up just to line up.

**UrUROFlS** · 07-02-2006, 02:33 PM

Hey, I taught myself ninjitsu. It's all legit too.

**Vipvlad** · 07-02-2006, 02:56 PM

I taught myself how to type....before there were home computers....but that's not a JSA,

**WertyNtont** · 07-02-2006, 03:31 PM

Type writing isnt budo? All these years wasted? This sucks.

**AdipexAdipex** · 07-02-2006, 04:16 PM

You sporty types have no idea what you are talking about. My self-taught Australian barbecue-jutsu works on the streets.

**6ZCo3xuK** · 07-02-2006, 04:26 PM

Hey, I told myself using my cellphone. Isn't that worth being granted respect?

Furthermore I told myself shinchinpaopapoo mya niga naga ryu kenjutsu for several years now. My serious occupation is - SAMURAI (of course). I will teach everyone who is worth being taught this very high art. Yeah. I will start my own internet dojo, soon. Of course, it is all legit and I'm a serious swordsman who has experience and knows what he is doing. I know a lot of my sword art. Yeah, I am really skilled and talented. Grant me respect you fools!

XD XD XD

**Qesomud** · 07-02-2006, 04:37 PM

I have taken all of your measures and found you to be wanting.

Only in Wing Dang Doodle Ryu are all of the practitioners above average.

**Zvssxstw** · 07-02-2006, 07:59 PM

i have a feeling that they're the same person who made mulitple accounts to trick us into giving them kendo advices, but w/e i taught my self how to use the super ninja sword that the smith says "can kill 400000 super sayans in one slice! and 1000 times better than a hatori hanzo sword, or murapasa." but stupid kw ppl call them wallhangers, wtf?

**fudelholf** · 07-02-2006, 09:11 PM

Guys,

I appreciate your efforts to teaching yourselves iai, kendo, whatever. However, I am struggling to keep track of you all across the various sections of the forum, and I feel that there should be a common ground for you all to share. Behold: The Self-Teachers Thread...

Everyone who posts on KWF, yet does not formally practice a sword art, nor do they intend to do so, please sign in here.

Rebeccam1987?
Kenshi07?
Metsuke?
kensenbatusaii?

Are you home? Anyone care to say hi? YouTube is waiting for you...

hmmmm

pricky

i mean

tricky

**ordercigsnick** · 07-02-2006, 09:12 PM

I have taken all of your measures and found you to be wanting.

Only in Wing Dang Doodle Ryu are all of the practitioners above average.

better that

than GAY

**exchpaypalgold** · 07-02-2006, 11:59 PM

KENSEN!!!!!! Welcome to your thread. How are you? You doing ok? Family good?

What's new in the world of the BYB (backyard budoka)? Any recommendations for tree-cutters? I have a few chen blades that I would ike try lumberjacking with. A question: when people come up to someone as obviously experienced as you and tell you how great and what a inspiring little warrior you are, how do you handle the fame? Do you have a secretary to hand out pre-autographed photos?

I am here to help you. Seriously.

I bet you're struggling for proof of your ninjer/samureye existence, but fear not, Scott is here. For only $19.99 per calendar month, I will provide you with certificates of competency in jpeg format (hard copies are $10 extra) and photoshopped photographs of you standing next to Hattori Hanzo, Rurouni Kenshin and O Ren Ishi'i to prove you are a swordy badass.

I will email you e-books such as this one and in return you will email me mpegs for video ranking. You could be genuine black belt in three weeks. Is that a deal? I will assume so, 'cos its better than the embarrassing situation you have got yourself into at the moment...

**markphata** · 07-03-2006, 12:12 AM

KENSEN!!!!!! Welcome to your thread. How are you? You doing ok? Family good?

What's new in the world of the BYB (backyard budoka)? Any recommendations for tree-cutters? I have a few chen blades that I would ike try lumberjacking with. A question: when people come up to someone as obviously experienced as you and tell you how great and what a inspiring little warrior you are, how do you handle the fame? Do you have a secretary to hand out pre-autographed photos?

I am here to help you. Seriously.

I bet you're struggling for proof of your ninjer/samureye existence, but fear not, Scott is here. For only $19.99 per calendar month, I will provide you with certificates of competency in jpeg format (hard copies are $10 extra) and photoshopped photographs of you standing next to Hattori Hanzo, Rurouni Kenshin and O Ren Ishi'i to prove you are a swordy badass.

I will email you e-books such as this one and in return you will email me mpegs for video ranking. You could be genuine black belt in three weeks. Is that a deal? I will assume so, 'cos its better than the embarrassing situation you have got yourself into at the moment...

the only

embarassing situation

is the

state of your football

as bad as

your iaido and kenjutser skills

**Saad Khan** · 07-03-2006, 12:21 AM

as bad as your iaido and kenjutser skills

Yeah, my kenjutser sucks. Who needs to learn how to use two swords when you can't even type with two fingers...?

**Qxsumehj** · 07-03-2006, 12:26 AM

the only embarassing situation is the state of your football as bad as your iaido and kenjutser skills

Lets keep it nice, shall we? Where just having fun (at you expence)

. At least we've proven ourselves. You can to, with Scott's internet-ryu kenjutsu school. Certificates and all, I would do it if I where you, you might even look legit (yeah right).

You haven't. Hate to say this (ok, I don't) but did the US sucked even worse. They didn't even make it to the second round.

(I see You still haven't learned how to use the [enter] button correctly)

**wgX44EEn** · 07-03-2006, 12:32 AM

hee hee, i go to bed and look what happens! Lets play nice boys!

internet-ryu? does that involve learning the keyboard kata perhaps? The correct ettiquette when turning on one's PC!!!

Sorry, it's early and I need cafiene!

**jamisi** · 07-03-2006, 12:32 AM

Lets keep it nice, shall we? Where just having fun (at you expence) . At least we've proven ourselves. You can to, with Scott's internet-ryu kenjutsu school. Certificates and all, I would do it if I where you, you might even look legit (yeah right).

You haven't. Hate to say this (ok, I don't) but did the US sucked even worse. They didn't even make it to the second round.

(I see You still haven't learned how to use the [enter] button correctly)

soooo

manyyy

wrong here

**13spebampiliece** · 07-03-2006, 12:35 AM

hee hee, i go to bed and look what happens! Lets play nice boys!
internet-ryu? does that involve learning the keyboard kata perhaps? The correct ettiquette when turning on one's PC!!!
Sorry, it's early and I need cafiene!

Ask Scott, I just made him soke

soooo manyyy wrong here

Lets here it from the expert, please tell me sir, what is wrong with my statement?

**Orefsmisits** · 07-03-2006, 12:38 AM

So I’m a dyslectic Dutch guy, it's still better than you English. And I know how and when to push the [enter] button.

07-02-2006, 11:27 AM	#1
Janny2006 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 471 Senior Member	Self-Teachers - Line Up... Guys, I appreciate your efforts to teaching yourselves iai, kendo, whatever. However, I am struggling to keep track of you all across the various sections of the forum, and I feel that there should be a common ground for you all to share. Behold: The Self-Teachers Thread... Everyone who posts on KWF, yet does not formally practice a sword art, nor do they intend to do so, please sign in here. Rebeccam1987? Kenshi07? Metsuke? kensenbatusaii? Are you home? Anyone care to say hi? YouTube is waiting for you... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Janarealiti Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 569 Senior Member	I second this! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-02-2006, 02:18 PM	#3
boizzones Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 372 Senior Member	Woo, I signed up just to line up. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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UrUROFlS Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 466 Senior Member	Hey, I taught myself ninjitsu. It's all legit too. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Vipvlad Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 485 Senior Member	I taught myself how to type....before there were home computers....but that's not a JSA, Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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WertyNtont Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 481 Senior Member	Type writing isnt budo? All these years wasted? This sucks. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-02-2006, 04:16 PM	#7
AdipexAdipex Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 444 Senior Member	You sporty types have no idea what you are talking about. My self-taught Australian barbecue-jutsu works on the streets. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-02-2006, 04:26 PM	#8
6ZCo3xuK Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 438 Senior Member	Hey, I told myself using my cellphone. Isn't that worth being granted respect? Furthermore I told myself shinchinpaopapoo mya niga naga ryu kenjutsu for several years now. My serious occupation is - SAMURAI (of course). I will teach everyone who is worth being taught this very high art. Yeah. I will start my own internet dojo, soon. Of course, it is all legit and I'm a serious swordsman who has experience and knows what he is doing. I know a lot of my sword art. Yeah, I am really skilled and talented. Grant me respect you fools! XD XD XD Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Qesomud Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 410 Senior Member	I have taken all of your measures and found you to be wanting. Only in Wing Dang Doodle Ryu are all of the practitioners above average. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-02-2006, 07:59 PM	#10
Zvssxstw Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 481 Senior Member	i have a feeling that they're the same person who made mulitple accounts to trick us into giving them kendo advices, but w/e i taught my self how to use the super ninja sword that the smith says "can kill 400000 super sayans in one slice! and 1000 times better than a hatori hanzo sword, or murapasa." but stupid kw ppl call them wallhangers, wtf? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-02-2006, 09:11 PM	#11
fudelholf Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 571 Senior Member	Guys, I appreciate your efforts to teaching yourselves iai, kendo, whatever. However, I am struggling to keep track of you all across the various sections of the forum, and I feel that there should be a common ground for you all to share. Behold: The Self-Teachers Thread... Everyone who posts on KWF, yet does not formally practice a sword art, nor do they intend to do so, please sign in here. Rebeccam1987? Kenshi07? Metsuke? kensenbatusaii? Are you home? Anyone care to say hi? YouTube is waiting for you... hmmmm pricky i mean tricky Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-02-2006, 09:12 PM	#12
ordercigsnick Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 335 Senior Member	I have taken all of your measures and found you to be wanting. Only in Wing Dang Doodle Ryu are all of the practitioners above average. better that than GAY Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-02-2006, 11:59 PM	#13
exchpaypalgold Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 626 Senior Member	KENSEN!!!!!! Welcome to your thread. How are you? You doing ok? Family good? What's new in the world of the BYB (backyard budoka)? Any recommendations for tree-cutters? I have a few chen blades that I would ike try lumberjacking with. A question: when people come up to someone as obviously experienced as you and tell you how great and what a inspiring little warrior you are, how do you handle the fame? Do you have a secretary to hand out pre-autographed photos? I am here to help you. Seriously. I bet you're struggling for proof of your ninjer/samureye existence, but fear not, Scott is here. For only $19.99 per calendar month, I will provide you with certificates of competency in jpeg format (hard copies are $10 extra) and photoshopped photographs of you standing next to Hattori Hanzo, Rurouni Kenshin and O Ren Ishi'i to prove you are a swordy badass. I will email you e-books such as this one and in return you will email me mpegs for video ranking. You could be genuine black belt in three weeks. Is that a deal? I will assume so, 'cos its better than the embarrassing situation you have got yourself into at the moment... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-03-2006, 12:12 AM	#14
markphata Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 417 Senior Member	KENSEN!!!!!! Welcome to your thread. How are you? You doing ok? Family good? What's new in the world of the BYB (backyard budoka)? Any recommendations for tree-cutters? I have a few chen blades that I would ike try lumberjacking with. A question: when people come up to someone as obviously experienced as you and tell you how great and what a inspiring little warrior you are, how do you handle the fame? Do you have a secretary to hand out pre-autographed photos? I am here to help you. Seriously. I bet you're struggling for proof of your ninjer/samureye existence, but fear not, Scott is here. For only $19.99 per calendar month, I will provide you with certificates of competency in jpeg format (hard copies are $10 extra) and photoshopped photographs of you standing next to Hattori Hanzo, Rurouni Kenshin and O Ren Ishi'i to prove you are a swordy badass. I will email you e-books such as this one and in return you will email me mpegs for video ranking. You could be genuine black belt in three weeks. Is that a deal? I will assume so, 'cos its better than the embarrassing situation you have got yourself into at the moment... the only embarassing situation is the state of your football as bad as your iaido and kenjutser skills Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-03-2006, 12:21 AM	#15
Saad Khan Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 433 Senior Member	as bad as your iaido and kenjutser skills Yeah, my kenjutser sucks. Who needs to learn how to use two swords when you can't even type with two fingers...? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-03-2006, 12:26 AM	#16
Qxsumehj Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 427 Senior Member	the only embarassing situation is the state of your football as bad as your iaido and kenjutser skills Lets keep it nice, shall we? Where just having fun (at you expence) . At least we've proven ourselves. You can to, with Scott's internet-ryu kenjutsu school. Certificates and all, I would do it if I where you, you might even look legit (yeah right). You haven't. Hate to say this (ok, I don't) but did the US sucked even worse. They didn't even make it to the second round. (I see You still haven't learned how to use the [enter] button correctly) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-03-2006, 12:32 AM	#17
wgX44EEn Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 398 Senior Member	hee hee, i go to bed and look what happens! Lets play nice boys! internet-ryu? does that involve learning the keyboard kata perhaps? The correct ettiquette when turning on one's PC!!! Sorry, it's early and I need cafiene! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-03-2006, 12:32 AM	#18
jamisi Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 414 Senior Member	Lets keep it nice, shall we? Where just having fun (at you expence) . At least we've proven ourselves. You can to, with Scott's internet-ryu kenjutsu school. Certificates and all, I would do it if I where you, you might even look legit (yeah right). You haven't. Hate to say this (ok, I don't) but did the US sucked even worse. They didn't even make it to the second round. (I see You still haven't learned how to use the [enter] button correctly) soooo manyyy wrong here Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-03-2006, 12:35 AM	#19
13spebampiliece Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 522 Senior Member	hee hee, i go to bed and look what happens! Lets play nice boys! internet-ryu? does that involve learning the keyboard kata perhaps? The correct ettiquette when turning on one's PC!!! Sorry, it's early and I need cafiene! Ask Scott, I just made him soke soooo manyyy wrong here Lets here it from the expert, please tell me sir, what is wrong with my statement? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-03-2006, 12:38 AM	#20
Orefsmisits Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 442 Senior Member	So I’m a dyslectic Dutch guy, it's still better than you English. And I know how and when to push the [enter] button. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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