[autoloanexpert]

hey all, i've been playing with perl scripting, and to teach myself a little more about it i'm going to write a bot that can do address related searches so of course i thought, what if you could enter your zipcode and it spits out the 3 closest dojos? Just doing it for fun and learning, and if there is interest i'll post my code afterwards, but does anyone have any suggestions for funny things it could say?