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chechokancho

06-14-2006 07:00 AM

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thank you every one for your advice. i will take it all into consideration. second, i'm not a ninja master; thats just the user name i put in.

Call me when you make it to the Halls of Mentholyptus.

Hitfaromarf

06-18-2006 07:00 AM

ok heres what you do,

1 buy some twine at your local hardware store.
2 find a basement or another form of shelter in a secluded location. (soundproof would be even better)
3 dig a well in your basement.
4 get a little white dog.
5 get a ton of rare moths.
6 stock up on lotion.

and if that doesnt work, you could always try speed dating?

Audi_z

06-20-2006 07:00 AM

Just helpin' out the fella.... http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif

DoctoNilsonDen

06-25-2006 07:00 AM

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i've spent the last several weeks looking for a friend of mine that i hadn't seen in years. I just recently was able to get in contact with her. What should i do now?

I think it would be great if you talk with her. BUT then you have to leave her alone, gear up and get back into the dojo and start working out again..... are you taking a break? Month-long working holiday???

Are you working out at MSU?

Alex

LindaSmithIV

07-24-2006 07:00 AM

Talk to her like a man, don't do anything dumb and just keep your cool.

QQ9ktYrV

08-04-2006 07:00 AM

To paraphrase the great Marv Levy, email her as if you've emailed her before and that you'll email her again. It's when you start to think this might be your first big chance to impress her, or your last opportunity to start something that you might get in trouble, feel the pressure, and start to choke...

...at that time, a cough candy of some form may be useful.

Breevereurl

08-10-2006 07:00 AM

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Tell her you love her. Tell her you've always loved her.

She's the only one for you. You feel like you've always known her and that you know her inside out.

Tell her you watch her every night through her bedroom window. You record her every move on the hidden cameras you've installed. You've only done this to protect her from the perverts that litter society...

Tell her it angers you to see her with other men. You see them with her and feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy (Bateman). But you are willing to let it slip. After all, you know that she loves only you. She is only doing those other men to test your love for her.

You should ask when will she sell her house and move in. After all you have a wedding to plan. And kids. Maybe even a dog.

That should do the trick... http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif

shit scott that is some funny ass sh*T oh god i laughed the whole time reading it cuz it progressively got so good. nice

Derrida

08-11-2006 07:00 AM

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i've spent the last several weeks looking for a friend of mine that i hadn't seen in years. I just recently was able to get in contact with her. What should i do now?

yo man be your self chicks like honesty and don't lie at all don't boast yer self

nvideoe

09-04-2006 07:00 AM

First off, you are not a ninja master. And, I'll tell you why. It is because ninja masters don't need relationship help and whine about what they need to do. I'm a ninja assasin assasin... and you've been officially e-assassinated.

Now for answers.
1. Be a friend.
2. You are not her boyfriend.
3. As a friend, you can talk to her and hang out with her.

elektikaka

10-01-2006 07:00 AM

Hey Scott, what are you smoking man?http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif

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