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**bestworkother** · 10-24-2007, 08:00 AM

Jidohanbaiki no jutsu!

And yes, it was in the NY Times. I don't think you need a login for it. Enjoy!

**endulundaSauh** · 10-24-2007, 08:05 AM

That's Gibbo under there, I can tell by the white oxford shoes.

Maybe Sats should try this to elude the hordes of gay men who are after him?

**Alkanyadela** · 10-24-2007, 08:47 AM

Ha!

Doesn't Japan have one of the lowest street crime rates in the world?

If they tried that in Scotland they'd soon find themselves nicked, kicked, or maybe the few unfortunate would end up with a pound piece rammed at their gnads.

**Alulursuifold** · 10-24-2007, 09:06 AM

Nice... Sometimes you need to have a curious laugh

**Gvadelunar** · 10-24-2007, 09:16 AM

Only in Japan can you take a page from Metal Gear Solid without being an obsessed video gamer

**oscilsoda** · 10-24-2007, 01:04 PM

Nah, the ninja gear can't be true. It doesn't have a Louis Vitton label stuck on it.

The difference between a journalist and a fiction writer? A fiction writer sometimes researches what they're writing about.

**WapSaibiar** · 10-24-2007, 04:53 PM

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3) When you feel the threat has moved on, slowly lower blanket from eyes and look around. if threat is still present recover face as wait longer.
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**mashabox** · 10-24-2007, 06:52 PM

That's hilarious

**viagracheapest** · 10-25-2007, 12:24 AM

Seems to me to be a case of Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal syndrome.

A deadly creature that can be defeated by wrapping a towel round your head, because it thinks that if you can't see it, it can't see you

Very ravenous but very very stupid...

**vSzsgifP** · 10-25-2007, 07:38 AM

Jidohanbaiki no jutsu!

And yes, it was in the NY Times. I don't think you need a login for it. Enjoy!

maybe they were wrong about it being a ninja trick, maybe he was just cold and wore a blanket.

**engacenus** · 10-25-2007, 07:40 AM

what if they were to kick the disguise off you. oh has anyone seen the latest mgs4 trailer with the guy pooping in the barrel, hilarious!

10-24-2007, 08:00 AM	#1
bestworkother Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 505 Senior Member	Modern Day Ninjas in Japan!!! Jidohanbaiki no jutsu! And yes, it was in the NY Times. I don't think you need a login for it. Enjoy! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-24-2007, 08:05 AM	#2
endulundaSauh Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 497 Senior Member	That's Gibbo under there, I can tell by the white oxford shoes. Maybe Sats should try this to elude the hordes of gay men who are after him? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-24-2007, 08:47 AM	#3
Alkanyadela Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 460 Senior Member	Ha! Doesn't Japan have one of the lowest street crime rates in the world? If they tried that in Scotland they'd soon find themselves nicked, kicked, or maybe the few unfortunate would end up with a pound piece rammed at their gnads. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-24-2007, 09:06 AM	#4
Alulursuifold Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 395 Senior Member	Nice... Sometimes you need to have a curious laugh Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Gvadelunar Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 475 Senior Member	Only in Japan can you take a page from Metal Gear Solid without being an obsessed video gamer Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-24-2007, 01:04 PM	#6
oscilsoda Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 431 Senior Member	Nah, the ninja gear can't be true. It doesn't have a Louis Vitton label stuck on it. The difference between a journalist and a fiction writer? A fiction writer sometimes researches what they're writing about. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-24-2007, 04:53 PM	#7
WapSaibiar Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 370 Senior Member	Safety Blanket User Instruction 1) Cover face with blanket. 2) Stand still until threat moves away. 3) When you feel the threat has moved on, slowly lower blanket from eyes and look around. if threat is still present recover face as wait longer. 4) Once threat has moved on you can either return the blanket to its original carry position, or keep it close to the face for rapid deployment. Disclammer This item is designed to make you feel safe. it may not actually.............. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-24-2007, 06:52 PM	#8
mashabox Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 623 Senior Member	That's hilarious Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-25-2007, 12:24 AM	#9
viagracheapest Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 495 Senior Member	Seems to me to be a case of Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal syndrome. A deadly creature that can be defeated by wrapping a towel round your head, because it thinks that if you can't see it, it can't see you Very ravenous but very very stupid... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-25-2007, 07:38 AM	#10
vSzsgifP Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 437 Senior Member	Jidohanbaiki no jutsu! And yes, it was in the NY Times. I don't think you need a login for it. Enjoy! maybe they were wrong about it being a ninja trick, maybe he was just cold and wore a blanket. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-25-2007, 07:40 AM	#11
engacenus Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 494 Senior Member	what if they were to kick the disguise off you. oh has anyone seen the latest mgs4 trailer with the guy pooping in the barrel, hilarious! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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