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2puO4Rhf 03-19-2008 04:34 AM

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If I drive one hour, I'm in Spain, so no offense either! I know some spanish, i dare even call some of them my friends.

And yes Decado, Paris isn't really in France. It's a strange place. i'm a westerner who lives in the south,
aaah, i also failed to see you are from Toulouse... do you practice at musashi dojo(Colomiers)? i've met some really nice blokes from there. they come often to several of our seminars and opens! http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif

Susanleech 03-19-2008 04:42 AM

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Brits - bad weather, yes! Unimaginative cuisine, sort of. Traditional English food (meat and two veg) is poor and tasteless but you can eat a whole variety of food here from all over the world. The favourite meal when we go out is Indian!
Well we can't do a great deal about the weather. It only features in our stereotype because as an island it can be varied and therefore a topic of conversation. I mean the stereotype is that it always rains in Seattle so we can't have a monopoly on bad weather.

What's wrong with meat and two veg? It's uninspired not necessarily poor and tasteless. Just because it's simple doesn't mean it isn't good. The same argument would rule fish and chips as poor and tasteless. Say that to the passengers on a train when someone brings a parcel of steaming chips on board. You can just imagine a scene from 28 Days Later if that newswrap get opened.

'We have bad teeth' - not quite, what we have is a National Health Service that provides dentistry for all, although nowadays you're more likely to find alien life than a local NHS dentist. The fact is because there are NHS dentists it is assumed we should have good teeth but not all are. There are plenty of our European neighbours that we see on the telly with shocking teeth, not least the shawl wearing crone wailing about some-such or sitting in a doorway. And with 500 million Americans there must be a large portion of society who can't afford a 'dentist plan' or 'retainer' [braces to us in the Un-UK].

NiliSpuppypax 03-19-2008 05:30 AM

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I wonder why the Dutch have so many good martial artists...
...all that jumping from dike to dike gives them a unique sense of balance... http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/wink.gif

Peretool 03-19-2008 05:44 AM

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I mean the stereotype is that it always rains in Seattle so we can't have a monopoly on bad weather.
I stopped mocking British weather since I moved to Belgium.

Oh, and I wouldn't call British food unimaginative: mint sauce ? I would have never imagined it possible...

DuesTyr 03-19-2008 05:48 AM

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I don't think anywhere wants to be like Birmingham, so you have nothing to worry about.
Aww really? Even though it has more canals than Venice? Never mind that they're filthy and full of old shopping trolleys and cars. Or perhaps its the deligthful brummie accent that sounds like the locals are all sucicidal even when deliriously happy.... http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/eek.gif

SobiquYo 03-19-2008 07:06 AM

Muahahhahaha!
Excellent!
My nefariously eeeevil plan seems to be working....

Soon the European Union will wither and fall..... and David Hasselhoff will be no more.

Ygd2qr8k 03-19-2008 07:10 AM

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and David Hasselhoff will be no more.
reckon hes doing a good enough job of screwing things up for himself without the evil machinations of Prince Machiavelli Kenzan http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.gif

Mike

LesLattis 03-19-2008 08:21 AM

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Oh, and I wouldn't call British food unimaginative: mint sauce ? I would have never imagined it possible...
Or if your feeling kinky - mint jelly. I preferred mint sauce on my lamb but as the wife doesn't like lamb - says it tastes like washing up liquid [?] we rarely if at all have it.

VIAGRAENLINOBARATOCAMPRAR 03-19-2008 08:34 AM

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Muahahhahaha!
Excellent!
My nefariously eeeevil plan seems to be working....

Soon the European Union will wither and fall..... and David Hasselhoff will be no more.
All anyone needs to do to put Europe and America in perspective is watch the Top Gear tour of America, where Messers Clarkson, Mays and Hammond drove across America in 2nd hand cars. No matter what idiosyncracy of a European neation I can't imagine them running for their live's like they did driving through Georgia in cars sporting the slogans 'Country and Western sucks', 'Hilary for president' and 'man love OK'. Surprisingly I think the Country and Western slur riled the locals the most.

Kenzan I believe your glass house is about to come a-shattering http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/tongue.gif
Oh and last I recall the Hoff was American. Undoubtedly popular in Europe and huge with our German friends, who says they don't have a sense of humour? Your nation gave him his big break...

If you really want to know what Europeans think of each other then come May and the Eurovision Song Contest all will be revealed, can we say "bloc voting"?

evammaUselp 03-19-2008 08:36 AM

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Or if your feeling kinky - mint jelly. I preferred mint sauce on my lamb but as the wife doesn't like lamb - says it tastes like washing up liquid [?] we rarely if at all have it.
Ah-ah ! So the French urban legend is true, the British don't rinse dishes after washing them !

TBH I never tried mint sauce lamb, but I like my meat without sauce anyways.

BartRonalds 03-19-2008 08:50 AM

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aaah, i also failed to see you are from Toulouse... do you practice at musashi dojo(Colomiers)?
Yep! Some of us went to Barcelona and london this year. If I improve enough, I'll try to go to Barcelona.

Sopsneork 03-19-2008 08:50 AM

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All anyone needs to do to put Europe and America in perspective is watch the Top Gear tour of America, where Messers Clarkson, Mays and Hammond drove across America in 2nd hand cars. No matter what idiosyncracy of a European neation I can't imagine them running for their live's like they did driving through Georgia in cars sporting the slogans 'Country and Western sucks', 'Hilary for president' and 'man love OK'. Surprisingly I think the Country and Western slur riled the locals the most.
I did see that episode.
Fairly accurate actually.
However that is not really America. That is 'merikuh.
America consists of two cities;
There is Los Angeles, and then there is New York.
Betwix the two, there exists only a smoldering hole of emptiness, of which we dare not speak.

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Kenzan I believe your glass house is about to come a-shattering http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/tongue.gif
Not if I plug my ears and shut my eyes tightly it won't.

Lalalalalalala all is well! all is well! lalalalalalalalalalalalala! The dollar is strong!
lalala!

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qzgCVHex 03-19-2008 09:10 AM

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Ah-ah ! So the French urban legend is true, the British don't rinse dishes after washing them !

TBH I never tried mint sauce lamb, but I like my meat without sauce anyways.
And the French dont wash themselves. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.gif

Aaaaaaaah Paris...........what a delightful city....your architecture.....the beautiful sidewalk cafe's .....the pervasive smell of urine everywhere...... http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.gif

Germany.......south of the Black Forest...."Rude but clean" could be their new ad campaign. I can say this because I am German. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.gif Now those of us from the northwest.....we're just nice.

greekbeast 03-19-2008 09:24 AM

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...... I mean the stereotype is that it always rains in Seattle so we can't have a monopoly on bad weather......
Yes, that is our stereotype. Actually we mostly have a lot of overcast weather, gray, gray, gray. However, 4 or 5 years ago we had 180 straight days of measurable precipitation. I had to go on a vacation to get some sun. Joke here is we rust, not tan.

When we have sunny weather it is beautiful here, green, green, green. Hard to beat our access to water, outdoor and snow sports. More boats per capita here than just about anywhere.

And no, I do not drink coffee. Cannot stand Starbucks.

sDePrx59 03-19-2008 09:29 AM

In a belated happy St Pat's way, here's what Dave Barry thinks of the Irish: link.

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A typical Irish town consists of several buildings, one of which is always a bar, called a "pub." Next to this there will typically be another pub, which is adjacent to several more pubs. Your larger towns may also have a place that sells food, but this is not critical.

mxzjxluwst 03-19-2008 09:34 AM

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Muahahhahaha!
Excellent!
My nefariously eeeevil plan seems to be working....

Soon the European Union will wither and fall..... and David Hasselhoff will be no more.
Can you promise that! Both things I mean!

tetMitshisk 03-19-2008 09:36 AM

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America consists of two cities;
There is Los Angeles, and then there is New York.
Betwix the two, there exists only a smoldering hole of emptiness, of which we dare not speak.
I agree with this, but soon will come the backlash from chitown and boston.

BTW, i would throw San Francisco in there...so for me, there are 3 cities in america.

ViaplyVuple 03-19-2008 09:39 AM

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And the French dont wash themselves. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.gif

Aaaaaaaah Paris...........what a delightful city....your architecture.....the beautiful sidewalk cafe's .....the pervasive smell of urine everywhere...... http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.gif

Germany.......south of the Black Forest...."Rude but clean" could be their new ad campaign. I can say this because I am German. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.gif Now those of us from the northwest.....we're just nice.
That's weird! My German friends, who come from Bavaria and Schwabia, say the same thing about anyone north of the Schwarzwald! Steifdeutsch was one expression I heard. But then they do wear lederhosen in the streets of Munich even when the Oktoberfest isn't on.

I also had colleagues from Frankfurt and Dusseldorf and they were good people and always made me feel welcome when I visited.

eocavrWM 03-19-2008 09:41 AM

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I agree with this, but soon will come the backlash from chitown and boston.

BTW, i would throw San Francisco in there...so for me, there are 3 cities in america.
.................

Bounce 03-19-2008 09:43 AM

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That's weird! My German friends, who come from Bavaria and Schwabia, say the same thing about anyone north of the Schwarzwald! Steifdeutsch was one expression I heard. But then they do wear lederhosen in the streets of Munich even when the Oktoberfest isn't on.

I also had colleagues from Frankfurt and Dusseldorf and they were good people and always made me feel welcome when I visited.
Lederhosen.....mmmm.....sweaty leather short pants............another reason we lost the war. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.gif


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