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**Pszinygv** · 07-15-2010, 08:31 AM

I voted "Both; [I wear] Depends"

**DagoIgnog** · 07-15-2010, 08:33 AM

Don't the French just shoots jets of water up their ass to wipe?

Trust the French to take a **** and simulate gay sex at the same time.

With all of the bending over they do, it only makes sense to make enemas more convenient.

**Lunims** · 07-15-2010, 08:36 AM

You know what's sad? Pretty sure we had this thread at one point already, though it was even more invasive. It asked which direction people wiped.

And I think we had ANOTHER thread which asked if people crumpled or folded the paper...and perhaps ANOTHER on how many squares to use.

Jesus ****ing christ

**egershna** · 07-15-2010, 08:51 AM

The sweaters I buy are honestly not even that expensive.

**seperalem** · 07-15-2010, 08:53 AM

depends on if it's sticky and i need additional leverage.

**southernplayer99** · 07-15-2010, 09:15 AM

I have probs with the postnasal drips.

**traithJah** · 07-15-2010, 03:29 PM

Standing.

When this came up a couple of years ago (after a mention on Radio 1 Breakfast show) I did try sitting. You really get right up in there! I want to clean my butt not have a PBW! And you have to get your hand down below the toilet seat. It's perverted! Probably invented by Catholics and/or Republicans.

Until that mention a couple of years ago I had no idea anyone would try another way, and it seems everyone shared that. They had no idea there was an alternative way and were basically whichever method they used thought the other way was disgusting.

**Affiltavajefe** · 07-15-2010, 04:21 PM

Wipe? Then what's that brush for?

**shumozar** · 07-15-2010, 06:44 PM

Yep.

**cut sifted ephedra sinica** · 07-16-2010, 01:33 AM

Fail

**cingularring** · 07-16-2010, 07:50 AM

Surely the first wipe is sitting down when your butt cheeks are nicely spread apart and you can really get up there with a couple of extra sheets of tissue. Then you finish off standing up with as many single sheets as necessary...

Of course, it all depends on whether you've just dropped a nice solid floater - or you've just pebble-dashed the bowl with half your insides...

**Immusaatmonna** · 07-17-2010, 04:49 AM

It must be gay bowel syndrome. I read about that on conservapedia.

Wow, I can't believe they actually have an article about that

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Lunims Join Date Nov 2005 Location CA Posts 601 Senior Member	You know what's sad? Pretty sure we had this thread at one point already, though it was even more invasive. It asked which direction people wiped. And I think we had ANOTHER thread which asked if people crumpled or folded the paper...and perhaps ANOTHER on how many squares to use. Jesus ****ing christ Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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traithJah Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 611 Senior Member	Standing. When this came up a couple of years ago (after a mention on Radio 1 Breakfast show) I did try sitting. You really get right up in there! I want to clean my butt not have a PBW! And you have to get your hand down below the toilet seat. It's perverted! Probably invented by Catholics and/or Republicans. Until that mention a couple of years ago I had no idea anyone would try another way, and it seems everyone shared that. They had no idea there was an alternative way and were basically whichever method they used thought the other way was disgusting. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Affiltavajefe Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 405 Senior Member	Wipe? Then what's that brush for? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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shumozar Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 524 Senior Member	Yep. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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cut sifted ephedra sinica Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 365 Senior Member	Fail Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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cingularring Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 478 Senior Member	Surely the first wipe is sitting down when your butt cheeks are nicely spread apart and you can really get up there with a couple of extra sheets of tissue. Then you finish off standing up with as many single sheets as necessary... Of course, it all depends on whether you've just dropped a nice solid floater - or you've just pebble-dashed the bowl with half your insides... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Immusaatmonna Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 576 Senior Member	It must be gay bowel syndrome. I read about that on conservapedia. Wow, I can't believe they actually have an article about that Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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