[eduptultyt]

Why could I help?

[Trientoriciom]

Oh, it's because she's got those lumps of fat on her chest.

[freddyujnf]

Please don't address a thread to me unless it is an emergency. WIGLAF: I WOKE UP NEXT TO HOOKER or WIGLAF: I WOKE UP NEXT TO DEAD HOOKER are acceptable but this kind of thing is just a waste of everyone's time. I will not give you my cell phone either so please don't even ask.

[FelicitaJ]

I spend most nights at Saloon on M street. Just go there and yell WIGLAF TELL ME YOUR CELL NUMBER and I'll probably respond. Be warned that there are always plenty of students in the bar who are not hot, and it perpetually smells like a deuce was dropped not long before.

[MarlboroCig]

That first clip is basically soft porn.