[nannysuetle]

Perhaps you already said it, Asher, but practically everyone in Ireland is descended from Brian Boru. Massive royalty fail, I'm afraid.

And tool is a synonym for dick.

I don't know the history -- is Brian Boru related to Niall?

There's nothing wrong with dicks, either. They are gorgeous, versatile, and essential to life. Just like me.

[kentbrookug]

An "Irish" King ?? So basically subservient to any English nobility that happened by?

At most you are English inbred defective err I mean nobility

I'm not related to those clowns, I think.

[_tppga_]

He was also a slut.

Stud. The word is stud.

[derinasderun]

[HottBrorb]

What is it about you lot across the pond being so desperate to prove your Irish ancestry to justify going out on St Paddy's Day? Just do as the British do: if the pub is open, we go. No need for floats or flags or silly dancing (well, not until later).

Asher, to be sure of it, so it is:

[ZanazaKar]

Given my royal (and anti-royal, come to think of it) roots, I can finally treat Asher as an equal.

[dietpillxanaxaxx]

Yeah, they are probably your relatives as well.

[VladFal]

As a Russian, I cannot support this change. You know what we do to royalty, don't you, citizen Asher?

If memory serves, you try to emulate them. Russian history is full of Russians trying to be like the European nobles.

I'm going to let your insult slide, but only this once. It's "Prince Asher" or "Your royal highness". I will also accept "Your royal hotness", "Your royal hot ass", or "My Saviour"

[Metrujectiktus]

@ asher's new name

WTF.

excuse me,

WTF

[Bvghbopz]

Self titling oneself is awesome...

[CreativeAcrobate]

Look at it this way. If there was still a High King of Ireland, and if my ancestors were not deposed from their throne, I could be #2,000,000 or so in line to the throne.

A strategically placed nuke could take out most of them. But then I wouldn't have a kingdom free of nuclear radiation, but that's hardly the point.

[EarnestKS]

If Asher's a prince, I demand to be at least a baron or earl.

[Mr Andrews]

If Asher's a prince, I demand to be at least a baron or earl.

Done. You are a Baron. The Baron of Dublin.

[twinaircant]

Me too. Report back, please.

[mr.supervideogoodfd]

I have recently discovered I am a descendant of an Irish King.

Thus, I have changed my name to reflect my new-found lineage.

I am henceforth to be referred to as Prince Asher, or "his royal highness".

That will be all.

Sorry, Irish kingship is

[BarBoss]

Sorry, Irish kingship is

Certainly a step above people from Kansas with toy swords in their avatar.

[warrgazur]

The only prince I ever dealt with drank water from a bowl and tinkled on my friend's carpet.

Was that you?