May have broken a toe (SERIOUS)
 

He probably got mad at one of Ben's posts, kicked something, and the broken toe is the result. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/wink.gif

Rough sex fetish with a straight girl? You cad!

Good Doctors, I read online that unless it is all blue and swollen like or obviously disfigured there's no reason to seek medical help for it. Just keep off it and let it heal. More or less, though I don't claim to be a good doctor. Or a bad one.

Don't be stupid. He can just tap the toe back into place with the hammer. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...s/neeschud.gif

It's easter sunday so the clinics are mostly closed, which means that the lines at the ER will be longer than normal. I don't feel like wasting a day to be told to do nothing. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.gif

Let it rest as much as possible. The biggest danger is if the bone gets infected, so if it gets MORE painful and red and swollen, see a doc, especially if you get a fever.

I'm going to have to put my active lifestyle on hold. I'll have to call my six hockey teams and let them know I'm on the IR for a while.

I might have to sit on this couch and watch blurays, play video games, and harass people online. I don't know if I can get used to this.

I dunno, I have this inexplicable confidence that you will adjust.

Is it bad enough to need pain killers?

I don't think they even do anything with broken toes. Generally.

All you can really do is tape it and the next toe together. That's as far as I know. I'm not a doctor, so let me say, I THINK that's about all.

Isn't buddy tapping what got him into this mess?

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Well played.

Is AAHZ Bob Dole's secret retarded love child?

Also why the hell can't he spell 'thread'?