[mpzoFeJs]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
It's a Counterglow thing. We have really weird Dutch people. Talk about redundant...

"CG", "weird" and "Dutch" all in the same sentence?

[WumibBesowe]

I've written poems too.
Ja, slowik, tu bylem (cytat z Niobe)

Mar chmary, komary
Nad glebia kasaja
Mur stary, konary
Nad glowa zwisaja

Slow cztery, litery
Na glucho zatarte
Przez Kery; rudery
Drzwi glowne otwarte

Mir? Swiry, wampiry
Skra glosy zaprosza
Mor; zbiry w rewiry
Tej gluszy zaprosza

W te bory; potwory
Tam glodne czyhaja
Swiat Kory; kolory
Tak glosne, sypiaja

I chmury, kontury
Sa gladkie, ciemnoscia
Lad bury, ponury
Jest glazem, cichoscia

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I glupi i durny znow
Tych dawnych niepomny zdarzen
Od cudzych i obcych snow
Do wlasnych powracam marzen

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I jeszcze jeden!

"Butelka"

Jak czesto w przejeciu
Wzdycha za pewnym panem
Poznanym na przyjeciu
Z hojnie lanym szampanem

Musi czasem poplakac
Widac to ciezka dola
Kompletnie sie zakochac
W barze pijac jabola

Straszny smutek przezyla
Byla to milosc wielka
Kompletnie sie skonczyla
Niczym wina butelka

OK, You won't understand a thing.
Learn Polish!

[santorio]

[andrekuper]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
It's a Counterglow thing. We have really weird Dutch people. seeing as i have a marginally tighter grasp on the rules of the game,

"100 - nil."

[margoaroyo]

this poem seems to be biographical

[dHXaE2h9]

and here was I thinking Spike Milligan was dead

(bravo Laz)

[Joircarm]

I'm the king of generalizations

[Kokomoxcv]

Ouch!

Can someone translate THAT?

b: Someone who has a heavy cold is explaining to the teacher that the twins are absent through sickness. What's twins got to do with it?

d: A disfiguring affliction of the hands or groin, associated with an English summer's day, rain and triumphal Australians. I assume this is ORed.
so triumphal Australians = wicket keeper's gloves.
affliction of the hands in summer or during rain (wtf?) = ...gloves

e: A form of self-abuse associated with solipsistic teenagers into thrash metal.


So if I dare to translate Laz poem into english:
I'd dreamed about your makeup ever since my puberty
and you made my dreams come true when you asked me round for tea.
But when I got inside them (rel. dreams, i'spose), I knew I would fake illness
'cos it felt OK, but it looked like hit and run.

Your sunny place feels like an affliction on my hands during rain.

We've been on self-abuse for the past eleven years
but my knees still knock when your thighs are wrapped around my ears.
I know that I'm shallow, but I still want to ease in
to something that I find more aesthetically pleasing


Your sunny place feels like an affliction on my hands during rain.

I love you, yes it's true, but prepare yourself for shock
for your asian fast food has become a stumbling block
I can't deny the fact that I'd like a nice fvck.
Not one that's done ten rounds with "Iron" Mike Tyson.

Your sunny place feels like an affliction on my hands during rain.

So my bags are packed and I won't come back no more
and the sharp heartbreak just cuts me to the core.
But I can't turn back, I've just got to leave
I can't deal with the speed of light like the aging neck of a hollywood actress.

Your sunny place feels like an affliction on my hands during rain.

Oh who could have guessed that our future would hinge(???)
on the sight of your large and leathery seaside town?

Your sunny place feels like an affliction on my hands during rain.



And slowly this begins to make sense...

[Rapiddude]

I don't know where you get these ideas from, but I hope they continue to come regularly.

[optormtix]

Originally posted by self biased


seeing as i have a marginally tighter grasp on the rules of the game,

"100 - nil." Not obvious to you, sb. Obvious to the person who made the post that resulted in the totally obvious response.

Look at 100-nil as 1st degree homicide. It is 100% premeditated, not some roadkill that you happen upon and claim as a trophy of your prowess.

[SDorothy28]

Originally posted by Japher
Don't talk to Dutch ppl any more... Eh... where do we fit in in all this?

[beckercpa]

Didn't the Sex Pistols record this?

[XqrkN4a0]

those were the bits the mods didn't get either

[viiagrag]

nice site, bad link

[saruxanset]

Well thank you sir!