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**maxtp** · 12-15-2009, 07:49 PM

It's a combination of getting their asses handed to them at Gallipoli instead of kicking ass at Vimy and playing ***** sports like cricket and Australian rules football instead of manly sports like hockey

They're just a bunch of whimpering children

**iouiyyut** · 12-15-2009, 08:03 PM

No, you are correct.

Australia is so miserable Alexander's Horse moved to Afghanistan and was never heard from again.

**irrelaAnnekly** · 12-15-2009, 08:20 PM

Underage panda porn must be stopped. I applaud Australia's sense of social responsibility.

**arerrurrY** · 12-15-2009, 08:55 PM

So Australia first took away its people's semi-automatic rifles, in spite of the aforementioned monsters that prowl Oz. Now they're taking away the bestiality porn. And y'all wonder why Americans are paranoid about our firearms.

**denyffishh** · 12-15-2009, 10:06 PM

First they came for my guns, but I did not object since I wasn't a gun owner.
Next they came for my bestiality porn, but I did not object since I wasn't a panda ****er.

Then they took my kids, but I did not object since kids are ****ing annoying.

**Htb48JBf** · 12-15-2009, 10:07 PM

It's a combination of getting their asses handed to them at Gallipoli instead of kicking ass at Vimy and playing ***** sports like cricket and Australian rules football instead of manly sports like hockey

I'm no fan of the Aussies, especially as they whine so much when they're beaten at cricket, and I don't doubt the masculine credentials of your hockey, but tbf, cricket is a sport that includes 90mph missiles aimed at an opponent's head as part of the game. Not to mention the 'box-rattler'.

**Attarderb** · 12-15-2009, 10:51 PM

I'm no fan of the Aussies, especially as they whine so much when they're beaten at cricket, and I don't doubt the masculine credentials of your hockey, but tbf, cricket is a sport that includes 90mph missiles aimed at an opponent's head as part of the game. Not to mention the 'box-rattler'.

MLB pitches get to 100mph, and pucks in the NHL have been recorded at up to 105mph

**codecouponqw** · 12-15-2009, 11:10 PM

MLB has gotten up to 105 as well. And allowed? Not necessarily, but it happens.

**dmitrynts** · 12-16-2009, 03:01 AM

That's it, I'm moving. Where's Asher hide out these days?

12-15-2009, 07:49 PM	#1
maxtp Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 468 Senior Member	Australia: Nanny State It's a combination of getting their asses handed to them at Gallipoli instead of kicking ass at Vimy and playing ***** sports like cricket and Australian rules football instead of manly sports like hockey They're just a bunch of whimpering children Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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iouiyyut Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 428 Senior Member	No, you are correct. Australia is so miserable Alexander's Horse moved to Afghanistan and was never heard from again. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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irrelaAnnekly Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 445 Senior Member	Underage panda porn must be stopped. I applaud Australia's sense of social responsibility. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-15-2009, 08:55 PM	#4
arerrurrY Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 411 Senior Member	So Australia first took away its people's semi-automatic rifles, in spite of the aforementioned monsters that prowl Oz. Now they're taking away the bestiality porn. And y'all wonder why Americans are paranoid about our firearms. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-15-2009, 10:06 PM	#5
denyffishh Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 443 Senior Member	First they came for my guns, but I did not object since I wasn't a gun owner. Next they came for my bestiality porn, but I did not object since I wasn't a panda **er. Then they took my kids, but I did not object since kids are **ing annoying. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-15-2009, 10:07 PM	#6
Htb48JBf Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 413 Senior Member	It's a combination of getting their asses handed to them at Gallipoli instead of kicking ass at Vimy and playing ***** sports like cricket and Australian rules football instead of manly sports like hockey I'm no fan of the Aussies, especially as they whine so much when they're beaten at cricket, and I don't doubt the masculine credentials of your hockey, but tbf, cricket is a sport that includes 90mph missiles aimed at an opponent's head as part of the game. Not to mention the 'box-rattler'. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-15-2009, 10:51 PM	#7
Attarderb Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 496 Senior Member	I'm no fan of the Aussies, especially as they whine so much when they're beaten at cricket, and I don't doubt the masculine credentials of your hockey, but tbf, cricket is a sport that includes 90mph missiles aimed at an opponent's head as part of the game. Not to mention the 'box-rattler'. MLB pitches get to 100mph, and pucks in the NHL have been recorded at up to 105mph Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-15-2009, 11:10 PM	#8
codecouponqw Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 547 Senior Member	MLB has gotten up to 105 as well. And allowed? Not necessarily, but it happens. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-16-2009, 03:01 AM	#9
dmitrynts Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 448 Senior Member	That's it, I'm moving. Where's Asher hide out these days? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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