The things I will miss once I have a hand job
 

I always aim for them. It's not as satisfying if she doesn't spend the rest of the day trying to clear her vision

Why freak out? It's free gel.

Maybe frosted tips don't react well with spooge?

Lori said he was gone until Monday morning, so that was my cue.

Hand jobs in the party thread!

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I am still stuck on how ejaculate is good gel? Do you shop for gel in bathhouses? Someone please explain this to me, I am buying Christmas preasants and a tree today.

The key is to go for the bridge of the nose. That way you'll hit both at the same time.

Depends on your diet and the ambient temperature

This is going to be a very popular thread, I can tell.

It just needs a little jerkin

This is probably the best copycat thread ever made.

I could wax metaphorically about the deep pleasures I get reading threads like these, but that'll do nothing but service-bottom feeders. We all gotta come together here and shoot for the skies.

Nice of you two to keep up with the subtle innuendo.

That's what she said!

A service-bottom is an obvious amalgamation of a service-top and a power-bottom.