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**rassedgesse** · 05-31-2008, 01:19 AM

Well, the hunters can bag a few more prize vultures then

**LottiFurmann** · 05-31-2008, 01:25 AM

Oh, this started already. Drove from north central Missouri to Chicago last weekend and saw a TON of roadkill on the side in both states (more in MO than in IL, to be fair) ... lots of raccoons and coyotes and such. Not all on the side of the road, either ...

**PetraCromlich** · 05-31-2008, 02:16 AM

We need a singing smilie.

Well, maybe this one will do:

Crossin' the highway late last night
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn't see the station wagon car
The skunk got squashed and there you are!

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose!
Roll up yer window and hold yer nose
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog
On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon!
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

C'mon stink!

You got it!
It's dead, it's in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle!
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high heaven!
All over the road, technicolor man!
Oh, you got pollution
It's dead, it's in the middle
And it's stinkin' to high, high Heaven

**DghtRdc** · 05-31-2008, 05:01 AM

Originally posted by Theben
Hooo-iee, mama, we's eating tonite!!

**ashleyjoseph** · 05-31-2008, 04:31 PM

In Illinois, if you don't clear the snow, you don't get reelected

And we really did have record snow falls this year.

**sbrpkkl** · 05-31-2008, 04:47 PM

Originally posted by Wezil

That means the roadkill should be slimmer and smaller this spring. Easier to clean up.

You're hired!

05-31-2008, 01:19 AM	#1
rassedgesse Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 559 Senior Member	Free meat in Illinois Well, the hunters can bag a few more prize vultures then Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-31-2008, 01:25 AM	#2
LottiFurmann Join Date Jan 2008 Posts 4,494 Senior Member	Oh, this started already. Drove from north central Missouri to Chicago last weekend and saw a TON of roadkill on the side in both states (more in MO than in IL, to be fair) ... lots of raccoons and coyotes and such. Not all on the side of the road, either ... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-31-2008, 02:16 AM	#3
PetraCromlich Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 467 Senior Member	We need a singing smilie. Well, maybe this one will do: Crossin' the highway late last night He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right He didn't see the station wagon car The skunk got squashed and there you are! You got yer Dead skunk in the middle of the road Dead skunk in the middle of the road You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road Stinkin' to high Heaven! Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose! Roll up yer window and hold yer nose You don't have to look and you don't have to see 'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory You got yer Dead skunk in the middle of the road Dead skunk in the middle of the road You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road Stinkin' to high Heaven! Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon The blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon! You got yer Dead skunk in the middle of the road Dead skunk in the middle of the road You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road Stinkin' to high Heaven! C'mon stink! You got it! It's dead, it's in the middle Dead skunk in the middle! Dead skunk in the middle of the road Stinkin' to high heaven! All over the road, technicolor man! Oh, you got pollution It's dead, it's in the middle And it's stinkin' to high, high Heaven Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-31-2008, 05:01 AM	#4
DghtRdc Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 517 Senior Member	Originally posted by Theben Hooo-iee, mama, we's eating tonite!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-31-2008, 04:31 PM	#5
ashleyjoseph Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 433 Senior Member	In Illinois, if you don't clear the snow, you don't get reelected And we really did have record snow falls this year. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-31-2008, 04:47 PM	#6
sbrpkkl Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 490 Senior Member	Originally posted by Wezil That means the roadkill should be slimmer and smaller this spring. Easier to clean up. You're hired! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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