[VewCoorkPow]

Its not kind to celebrate yet another fench war loss....

Spec.

[cakaeroryrere]

It's a "happy" thread.

So

[MontyP@thon]

What is Cinco de Mayo?

[NETvoyne]

Originally posted by Spec


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Spec. For the french, it is properly spelled 'one'.

[Morageort]

Originally posted by snoopy369


For the french, it is properly spelled 'one'. No, no its not.



Spec.

[Enjknsua]

Drinko de Mayo? :beer:

(Oh, and in honor of the fifth of May I would like to say down with the French Imperialists! )

[Licacivelip]

Yeah, good luck with that.

Napoleon's conquests become like 20 victories, but losing to the Axis ... 1 loss. Apparently the French are better accountants than they are soldiers.

Also, you'll note that the First Battle of the Marne is in there twice.

But, my favorite one:
Battle of Vimy Ridge - April 9-12, 1917
Though not fought by French forces, the combined Canadian and British forces gain the advantage against the Germans on French soil.

[sposteTipsKage]

Tell him Spec.

The french are lovers not fighters.

[Tryphadz]

The French had landed in Mexico (along with Spanish and English troops) five months earlier on the pretext of collecting Mexican debts from the newly elected government of democratic President (and Indian) Benito Juarez. The English and Spanish quickly made deals and left. The French, however, had different ideas.

Under Emperor Napoleon III, who detested the United States, the French came to stay. They brought a Hapsburg prince with them to rule the new Mexican empire. His name was Maximilian; his wife, Carolota. Napoleon's French Army had not been defeated in 50 years, and it invaded Mexico with the finest modern equipment and with a newly reconstituted Foreign Legion. The French were not afraid of anyone, especially since the United States was embroiled in its own Civil War.

The French Army left the port of Vera Cruz to attack Mexico City to the west, as the French assumed that the Mexicans would give up should their capital fall to the enemy -- as European countries traditionally did.

Under the command of Texas-born General Zaragosa, (and the cavalry under the command of Colonel Porfirio Diaz, later to be Mexico's president and dictator), the Mexicans awaited. Brightly dressed French Dragoons led the enemy columns. The Mexican Army was less stylish.

General Zaragosa ordered Colonel Diaz to take his cavalry, the best in the world, out to the French flanks. In response, the French did a most stupid thing; they sent their cavalry off to chase Diaz and his men, who proceeded to butcher them. The remaining French infantrymen charged the Mexican defenders through sloppy mud from a thunderstorm and through hundreds of head of stampeding cattle stirred up by Indians armed only with machetes.

When the battle was over, many French were killed or wounded and their cavalry was being chased by Diaz' superb horsemen miles away. The Mexicans had won a great victory that kept Napoleon III from supplying the confederate rebels for another year, allowing the United States to build the greatest army the world had ever seen. This grand army smashed the Confederates at Gettysburg just 14 months after the battle of Puebla, essentially ending the Civil War.

Union forces were then rushed to the Texas/Mexican border under General Phil Sheridan, who made sure that the Mexicans got all the weapons and ammunition they needed to expel the French. American soldiers were discharged with their uniforms and rifles if they promised to join the Mexican Army to fight the French. The American Legion of Honor marched in the Victory Parade in Mexico, City.

[BruceCroucshs]

Originally posted by Apocalypse

Basically you celebrate a victory over the French by drinking margaritas! Some people would probably die from the alcohol poisoning...

[Koayrbzh]

Apoc, I thought it meant "Go get pissed"? Was I wrongly informed?

[Quiniacab]

Fun fact: Lancer had no idea 1862 was going on during the civil war.