[Edwardthe_third]

So is this if we were God? Or just if we were... we?

[Slchtjgb]

1. Don't Kill
2. Don't Rape
3. Don't Curse
4. Don't Commit Adultery
5. Don't Steal
6. Don't be lazy
7. Keep your mind open
8. Don't be Violent with other people (unless they request it)
9. Don't judge too quickly
10. Use sunscreen

[Brainpole]

01 : Be compassionate.
10 : Use your brain.

[Quonuttott]

1. Swallow

[pobrierce]

1. Do What Thou Wilt.
2. Do What Thou Wilt.
3. Do What Thou Wilt.
4. Do What Thou Wilt.
5. Do What Thou Wilt.
6. Do What Thou Wilt.
7. Do What Thou Wilt.
8. Do What Thou Wilt.
9. Do What Thou Wilt.
10. Do What Thou Wilt.

[gariharlj]

1) I am God. But I am not your God; thou shalt not claim any "personal relationship" with Me.

2) Thou shalt not ask me for personal favors.

3) Beyond my Ten Commandments, thou shalt not claim to know My intentions, ever.

4) Thou shalt not cast aspersions on those whose understanding of Me is different from yours.

5) Thou shalt not ever justify your actions by claiming they were My will.

6) Thou shalt not compel others to live by what you believe to be My dictates.

7) Love thy neighbor as thyself. Period. I'm not kidding.

8) Between your reason and your faith, thou shalt always choose your reason, for it is My greatest gift to you.

9) If it happens between (or among) consenting adults, gives pleasure, and harms no one, it pleases Me.

10) Earth is My masterpiece -- you are just a detail. Thou shalt not screw up My masterpiece.

[JonDopl]

1. Never sit in boiling chip-fat.

2. Avoid stepping in fresh dog turds.

3. Eschew polyester shirts.

4. Do not have sexual intercourse with your grandparents.

5. Don't eat your own limbs.

6. Resist taking part in X-Factor, Pop Idol or any other televised 'talent' show.

7. Don't believe the hype.

8. Vote, vote, vote, for Nigel Barton.

9. Leave aside fish paste sandwiches which have been sitting in the sun for hours.

10. Brown/tan shoes with a grey suit ? That's a no-no.

[forumsfavoriteall]

Always use teh message icon for any OP.

Never post teh contehnt of teh PM.

Send me all your money.

[Precturge]

Originally posted by CyberShy
1. Love the lord your God with all your heart and all your soul and all your mind and all your strength
2. Love all mankind as you would love yourself. Except gays, muslims, women who had an abortian, ...

[theonsushv]

Was being sarcastic...

Damn, I need to remember to use those winks...

[johnsonjunior]

Curses to you AH, you stole my thoughts

[Obgrfbke]

Originally posted by DaShi
4. Remember my birthday. It's not in your profile

[chechokancho]

Originally posted by dannubis
Originally posted by CyberShy Originally posted by CyberShy
1. Love the lord your God with all your heart and all your soul and all your mind and all your strength
2. Love all mankind as you would love yourself. Except gays, muslims, women who had an abortian, ... I'm glad that I'm a christian, otherwise dannubis' additions had to be added to my list of rules as well

[XzBZB2UV]

1. Never put a sock in a toaster.
2. Never put jam on a magnet.
3. erm...
4. that's it.

[Natashasuw]

LOL!

Rufus, most of those are pretty damn good, except the personal relationship one. Yup, if I didn't have religion already I'd have to start you.

Damn some of the posts are just a riot.

[GentlieGant]

If I were a god:

1) Don't commit any kind of violence over another person. Not even self defense since if you're good, I'll bring you to heaven and if you're bad, you deserve to go to hell anyway.
2) Have responsible sex. Have as much fun with as many people, but be smart, don't spread disease and don't bring children into the world that you can't raise.
3) Be humble. You're no better then anyone else even you have every reason to believe you are.
4) Feel free to aquire all you want to enjoy life, but don't trample on others to do so.
5) Have more responsible sex.
6) Don't make laws just for the sake of trying to control them. If they're immoral, I'll take care of it.
7) Don't let anyone take advantage of you. As long as you oben commandment 1, I got your back.
8) Sex is good as long as you don't abuse it.
9) Enjoy life and help others enjoy life.
10) Don't forget the sex thing. My priests should probably be prostitutes.

[acneman]

With a wetsuit more like it

[bensabath]

Originally posted by LordShiva


It's not in your profile Discovering my birthday is a quest, like searching for the Ark of the Covenant or the Holy Grail. Only Indiana Jones knows the truth.

[sauppyshurb]

Mine:

1. Try to do your best.
2. Try to improve.

[GtmFeqJJ]

11. Don't lick glaciers when polar bears are around.

12. Never picnic on fire ants' nests.

13. Don't annoy stingrays.

14. Wasps are best not swallowed.