[23tommy]

1) God prizes virtue above all. Strive to be virtuous. But remember the Caveat: The greatest evils in history were performed in the name of virtue.

2) God is the Father of all mankind. Everyone you meet is your brother or sister. Love them.

3) Everyone you meet is your superior in some way. Respect them.

4) People are not made of crystal and stainless steel but of flesh and blood. They err. Understand and forgive them.

5) Everyone contains evil as well as good. Be cautious.

6) God gave you a brain. Use it.

7) Hatred and fear are the tools of the Devil. Eschew them.

8) Protect the weak, but help them stand on their own.

9) Leave the world better than you found it.

10) When you were born, you cried while all about you smiled. Live so, that when you die, you smile while all about you cry.

[unmalryAlalry]

1) I have given you a brain. Use it.
2) Never put ANY authority, even this set of commandments, above that brain of yours, and your ability to reason.
3) Do not be blinded to the nature of the world because of your ideology. Make all attempts to see it as it is.
4) Strive ever towards truth - for once you have found it, you shall find that we are the same, you and I.
5) Have respect for yourself, and the fact of your humanity.
6) Have compassion (this follows naturally from the previous one).
7) Do not think of yourself as a limited being developing new powers, as you will come to think of yourselves from time to time. Instead, think of yourself as a Godly being, remembering and uncovering the powers already inherent in you.

[idobestbuyonlinepp]

! These are great.

Zkrib

aneeshm, those are good ones but you're no mathmatician I can tell.

[ssupermegatone]

Originally posted by Lancer
Zkrib It was a humbling experience, tho. It took the real God seven days to create the entire universe. It took me two days and three beers just to come up with 10 lousy commandments.

[CKDIWEQ]

Being Jewish, I'll stick with the original 10. I like them, I don't see much room for improvement.

[nerrttrw]

Originally posted by DaShi


Discovering my birthday is a quest, like searching for the Ark of the Covenant or the Holy Grail. Only Indiana Jones knows the truth. Is it January 1?

[Edisesyethisp]

Originally posted by Bkeela
1. Do What Thou Wilt.
2. Do What Thou Wilt.
3. Do What Thou Wilt.
4. Do What Thou Wilt.
5. Do What Thou Wilt.
6. Do What Thou Wilt.
7. Do What Thou Wilt.
8. Do What Thou Wilt.
9. Do What Thou Wilt.
10. Do What Thou Wilt. You are so clever. It is my hope that hedonists such as yourself end up depressed in a ditch when they realize how worthless their pleasure is when they suddenly they become old and can't get it up anymore, and when no body likes them because they spent their whole lives focused on themselves. Go to hell

[Helloheshess]

/me Wiglaf