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**WrinnaArraple** · 07-01-2007, 06:25 PM

Well they declared him irrelevent in the modern age, what else are they going to do with him.

**Amfdaaandhaq** · 07-01-2007, 06:49 PM

Like the article you posted implied, they killed him to make a political point. However lame and stupid the public might find it. He'll likely be brought back sometime after Bush leaves office.

**Plonnikas** · 07-01-2007, 07:05 PM

Meh, Captain America was always a rather boring character. Who cares if he got shot or not?

**Mereebirl** · 07-01-2007, 07:10 PM

They're burying his patriotic ass.
I know he's Captain America, but still, ...

"They aren't going to wake up and it's a dream, like it's some episode of 'Dallas.'"

**Tusanoc** · 07-01-2007, 07:24 PM

Took long enough to bury him, didn't it? No respect for the dead

**Ganoshenko** · 07-01-2007, 08:19 PM

Good riddance, but he should have been cremated to preclude any possibility of resurrection. Cheesy slice of Americana whose relevance ended after WW2.

**elalmhicabalp** · 07-01-2007, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by DinoDoc
Damn straight. God damn American ideals! Who needs 'em! Not the Republican Party or anyone who holds "conservative" values, that's for sure...

**soitlyobserty** · 07-01-2007, 09:20 PM

Poor conservatives. Can't get their own party's politicians to reflect the ideals of America, and now they can't even have a made-up character in a comic book to look up to. Saddest story ever told. You should make a movie about it.

**SpyRemo** · 07-01-2007, 09:29 PM

Originally posted by Barnabas
Any of you know if the new fantastic 4 movie has Galactus in it? Nope, just The Silver Surfer...

**jdynwa** · 07-01-2007, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by DinoDoc
You'd enjoy the story. Haliburton won the war and is now running America. You could have them clone Reagan, over and over and over because, you know, you have diddly squat in the Presidential candidate department. Zombie Captain America can be the Vice President.

**Peapeuddedbaw** · 07-01-2007, 09:38 PM

Didn't read the article, was he beaten to death by evil Joos too?

*runs*

**proslaviy** · 07-01-2007, 09:46 PM

Originally posted by BeBro
Didn't read the article, was he beaten to death by evil Joos too? Killed by a German, actually.

**ëàìèíàò** · 07-01-2007, 09:48 PM

The Juwes are not men that will not be blamed for nothing

**WaicurtaitfuT** · 07-01-2007, 09:51 PM

Originally posted by BeBro
Oh, so it was friendly fire

Well it was done by one of your national heroes, so I don't see how it could be anything but.

**barsikjal** · 07-01-2007, 09:59 PM

He had an accident while fighting for the glory of your country.

**SmuffNuSMaxqh** · 07-01-2007, 10:08 PM

Captain America only made sense as a hero when America was percieved as a 'good guy' nation instead of the current situation.

**Breilopmil** · 07-02-2007, 04:02 AM

Captain America? WTF?

If someone where I live ever tried to create Captain Australia, everyone would just piss themselves laughing and maybe use the comic to wipe their arse with.

**pymnConyelell** · 07-02-2007, 04:27 AM

Originally posted by Bkeela
Captain America? WTF?

If someone where I live ever tried to create Captain Australia, everyone would just piss themselves laughing and maybe use the comic to wipe their arse with. Not if someone had done it during WWII.

**gugqgbyzlp** · 07-02-2007, 04:31 AM

Is there a captain French Canada?

**t78VPkdO** · 07-02-2007, 04:44 AM

Originally posted by Barnabas
Is there a captain French Canada? Yes, goes by the name Northstar. He's also a homosexual.

07-01-2007, 06:25 PM	#1
WrinnaArraple Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 462 Senior Member	Marvel Comics buries Captain America Well they declared him irrelevent in the modern age, what else are they going to do with him. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-01-2007, 06:49 PM	#2
Amfdaaandhaq Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 451 Senior Member	Like the article you posted implied, they killed him to make a political point. However lame and stupid the public might find it. He'll likely be brought back sometime after Bush leaves office. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-01-2007, 07:05 PM	#3
Plonnikas Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 459 Senior Member	Meh, Captain America was always a rather boring character. Who cares if he got shot or not? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-01-2007, 07:10 PM	#4
Mereebirl Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 475 Senior Member	They're burying his patriotic ass. I know he's Captain America, but still, ... "They aren't going to wake up and it's a dream, like it's some episode of 'Dallas.'" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-01-2007, 07:24 PM	#5
Tusanoc Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 483 Senior Member	Took long enough to bury him, didn't it? No respect for the dead Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-01-2007, 08:19 PM	#6
Ganoshenko Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 431 Senior Member	Good riddance, but he should have been cremated to preclude any possibility of resurrection. Cheesy slice of Americana whose relevance ended after WW2. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-01-2007, 09:14 PM	#7
elalmhicabalp Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 587 Senior Member	Originally posted by DinoDoc Damn straight. God damn American ideals! Who needs 'em! Not the Republican Party or anyone who holds "conservative" values, that's for sure... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-01-2007, 09:20 PM	#8
soitlyobserty Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 455 Senior Member	Poor conservatives. Can't get their own party's politicians to reflect the ideals of America, and now they can't even have a made-up character in a comic book to look up to. Saddest story ever told. You should make a movie about it. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-01-2007, 09:29 PM	#9
SpyRemo Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 390 Senior Member	Originally posted by Barnabas Any of you know if the new fantastic 4 movie has Galactus in it? Nope, just The Silver Surfer... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-01-2007, 09:34 PM	#10
jdynwa Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 362 Senior Member	Originally posted by DinoDoc You'd enjoy the story. Haliburton won the war and is now running America. You could have them clone Reagan, over and over and over because, you know, you have diddly squat in the Presidential candidate department. Zombie Captain America can be the Vice President. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-01-2007, 09:38 PM	#11
Peapeuddedbaw Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 426 Senior Member	Didn't read the article, was he beaten to death by evil Joos too? runs Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-01-2007, 09:46 PM	#12
proslaviy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 349 Senior Member	Originally posted by BeBro Didn't read the article, was he beaten to death by evil Joos too? Killed by a German, actually. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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ëàìèíàò Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 427 Senior Member	The Juwes are not men that will not be blamed for nothing Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-01-2007, 09:51 PM	#14
WaicurtaitfuT Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 420 Senior Member	Originally posted by BeBro Oh, so it was friendly fire Well it was done by one of your national heroes, so I don't see how it could be anything but. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-01-2007, 09:59 PM	#15
barsikjal Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 484 Senior Member	He had an accident while fighting for the glory of your country. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-01-2007, 10:08 PM	#16
SmuffNuSMaxqh Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 587 Senior Member	Captain America only made sense as a hero when America was percieved as a 'good guy' nation instead of the current situation. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-02-2007, 04:02 AM	#17
Breilopmil Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 409 Senior Member	Captain America? WTF? If someone where I live ever tried to create Captain Australia, everyone would just piss themselves laughing and maybe use the comic to wipe their arse with. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-02-2007, 04:27 AM	#18
pymnConyelell Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 412 Senior Member	Originally posted by Bkeela Captain America? WTF? If someone where I live ever tried to create Captain Australia, everyone would just piss themselves laughing and maybe use the comic to wipe their arse with. Not if someone had done it during WWII. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-02-2007, 04:31 AM	#19
gugqgbyzlp Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 458 Senior Member	Is there a captain French Canada? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-02-2007, 04:44 AM	#20
t78VPkdO Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 444 Senior Member	Originally posted by Barnabas Is there a captain French Canada? Yes, goes by the name Northstar. He's also a homosexual. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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