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Originally posted by Japher
Well, Josie will be 2 in August so close enough. Feel free to post anything that kids do that make you wonder, wtf?! 1. If you aren't looking, kids can bend the space time continueum. It doesn't matter that your beer is on top of the fridge, or 5 feet away, of even in your own hand. If you look away they WILL spill it, drink it, put the remote control in it. 2. If you ever get your remote control complete submerged in Kool-aid, you can take it apart and let it dry out, put it back together, and everything but the volume control will work. 3. Like a gremlin, if you feed them, get them wet, or expose them to light after a certain time they WILL turn into complete monsters. 4. If they throw up all over the place or smear poop all over the bathroom it will make you vomit... unless it's your own kid. Then it will make you laugh. 5. Cheerios are not only good, but they are good FOR you. 6. "You can never have too much Kleenex" is not just a motto for the perverted. 7. If she's sitting in the corner, grunting, and turning read, it's okay. Just let her go, she didn't swallow a penny. Wait 2-minutes then give her to her mom. 8. There is such a thing a baby language. However, only the baby's parents can understand it. 9. Don't shake them after meals, and take their diapper off as close to the tub as possible. (Also applies to the elderly). 10. When they aren't saying anything be afraid... be very, very afraid... (Also applies to Finns) ![]() 11 - The first thing a toddler will do when left to their own devices is play with something you don't want them to play with, or go somewhere you don't want them to go. It's like they can read your mind. |
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Oldie but still appropriate having had two kids ages 2 and 7.
Toddler's Property Laws TODDLER'S PROPERTY LAWS 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my hand, Its mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, It's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. 6. If I am doing or building something,all the pieces are mine. 7. If it looks like mine, it is mine. 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 10. If it's broken, it's yours. ~~ Author Unknown ~~ |
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Yall are evil!!!
![]() ![]() Its funny i do kinda agree with kid here, i ws caught with out a bottle an hour after we got going the kidwas yeling, only thing left was breast feeding which is hard enough to do sitting still let alone moving in a car but it worked, only bad thing is the ticket that came along with the kid not being restrained. i wasnt driving of course, but siting in the back seat. I figured Sitting on the side of the road in the middle of now where was less safe then driving with a kid attached. |
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