[sherrferris]

1. No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

2. When purchasing a parrot, inspect it to see if it has been nailed to it's perch.

3. Hindus, Taoists, & Mormons spill theirs just anywhere, but God loves those who treat their semen with more care.

4. Every so often, it is time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.

5. Always look on the bright side of life!

[RemiVedia]

1. The Meaning of Life - try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations...

2. Never order spam eggs spam and bacon spam without the spam.

Number 3: The Larch.

4. How to do the secret Mason's handshake.

5. Whenever bicycles are broken or menaced by international communism, Bicycle Repair Man is ready.

[hellencomstar]

5 it might be possible to cut down a tree with a herring

4 if something is not funny, just keep doing it until it is funny

3 always look on the bright side of life, big nose!

2 lumberjacks are closet homosexuals

1 even americans can fake a british accent if they watch enough tv

[Sapremolz]

1. Two comes after one, and before three

2. The french already got one

3. Very, very small rocks do float.

4. Kings are not covered whith sh**

5. Mooses bite.

[Freedjome]

1. If it knocks on the door and you see a hooded figure with a scythe don´t expect him to be someone from the village who wants to cut down your hedges.
2. Don´t agree to donate your organs. You might be forced to donate them during your lifetime
3. Beware of grannies
4. Never forget to use the the machine with the Ping during surgery
5. Be careful if you use an hungarian-english dictionary

[Todilrdc]

Originally posted by Japher


you mean the really expensive one? Jep, the one which was sold and is now being leased because this way it appears in the budget and not the capital

[T1ivuQGS]

Oh Zoot!

[Corryikilelet]

1- The're boring and not funny

2- Never watch them again

3- Find something better to do

4- British humor is lame

5- Anybody can make money on TV

Spec.

[Berta]

Arrian.

Arrian spelling humour correctly.

[pavlik]

I went to elementary school in Connecticut for 3 years. I feel your pain.

[JasminBerkova]

Actually, overall it was a positive experience. My hometown has a very good school system. My "disagreements" were actually rather tame and as I recall it ended up with a sort of "ok, they're both right" conclusion.

Where in CT?

-Arrian

[KatoabamyHant]

Originally posted by LordShiva


QFMFT!

Case in point: 'Allo 'Allo. Pure genius. FACT! And now I will display my true geekiness:

Few things approach the greatness that is Yes! Minister/Yes! Prime Minister. ****ing brilliant stuff.

-Arrian

[numinertyuesk]

What's geeky about knowing the Prime Minister series?

And yes, they are brilliant.

[sarasmid]

Originally posted by Arrian
And now I will display my true geekiness:

Few things approach the greatness that is Yes! Minister/Yes! Prime Minister. ****ing brilliant stuff. It's funny. But I prefer 'Allo 'Allo, Black Adder, and It Ain't Half Hot Mum.

[beloveds]

Originally posted by Spec
1- The're boring and not funny

2- Never watch them again

3- Find something better to do

4- British humor is lame

5- Anybody can make money on TV

Spec. So, enlighten me as to the great Canadian contributions to world comedy? I'll give you a few months to compose a response...

[casefexas]

1. Your Highness is like a stream of bat's piss.

2. Sometimes, you get lucky and the animator dies before the monster eats you.

3. Terrific race, the Romans. Terrific.

4. You don't have to go stampeding towards the clitoris to get the vaginal juices flowing.

5. Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

[Taunteefrurge]

And another piece of timelessly relevant Yes Prime Minister comedy:

Jim Hacker: "Humphrey, who is it who has the last word about the government of Britain? The British Cabinet or the American President?"

Sir Humphrey: "You know that is a fascinating question. We often discuss it."

Jim Hacker: "And what conclusion have you arrived at?"

Sir Humphrey: "Well, I must admit to be a bit of a heretic. I think it is the British Cabinet. But I know I am in the minority."

[TyncTyncSah]

Originally posted by Spec
1- The're boring and not funny No, they aren't!

2- Never watch them again Watch them!

3- Find something better to do No, don't!

4- British humor is lame No, it isn't.

5- Anybody can make money on TV No, they can't!

[oemcheapdownload]

1. Blessed are the cheesemakers.

2. Never be rude to an Arab.

3. Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

4. Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, because there's bugger all down here on Earth.

5. If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.

[whimpykid]

Originally posted by Proteus_MST
4. Never forget to use the the machine with the Ping during surgery The machine that goes Ping.