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Pretty good. How was the delivery?

[SallyIsNice5]

Originally posted by Saras
Pretty good. How was the delivery? I wasn't there, but it would have been excellent. This guy is a natural stand up comic from a family of such people.

What's even funnier is that all our circle has been saying for a decade now that the only way that the groom would ever get married is if the barmaid at the R.S.A (which is really low rent) took a fancy to him. I hadn't been home for a while, and I caught up with a guy from my home town who said, "Hey X has a girlfriend now", and I said jokingly "is she the barmaid at the RSA?" and he's like "you already knew, dude", and I'm like "no".



Anyway, the best man's uncle pulled the best wedding prank ever on his sister (an old college roommate of mine) at her wedding about 10 years ago. It was a huge wedding for our small town and before and after the ceremony her Uncle went around with a box of keys, giving one to every bloke there. He wouldn't tell anyone what they were for, he just said "keep it safe, and you will know when the time comes".

So much later, when it's his turn to give a speech, he makes this lovely and mawkish speech about how wonderful she is (and she's suspicious because he's a notorious prankster), and then he goes to sit down. Then he "remembers" something and starts up again about how now that she is married she's officially off limits and it's only fair that those men who she's given her back door key should return them now. And almost every dude in the place walks up and puts a key in the box, everyone from teenage boys to octogenarians who need sticks to walk. It was brilliant.

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