[eI7iqNot]

Six Truths in Life





1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck .




















2. All idiots, after reading #1will try it.






















3. And discover #1 is a lie.

















4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.



















5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.














6. There is still a stupid smile on your face .










I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiotandI needed company.





You now have 2 options...
delete it, or send it along to put asmile on someone's face today.

DO THE RIGHT THING!!!!

[ElenaEvgeevnaa]

2. All idiots, after reading #1will try it.

Meh...
It's not idiots who attempt to verify unlikely claims, but sceptics and rational thinkers.

[fruttomma]

Meh...
It's not idiots who attempt to verify unlikely claims, but sceptics and rational thinkers.

Yep. Idiots.

Just do what the TV says!

[nushentelve]

shudup u dumb crackas

[pMJWFoAWD]

1) Taxes are a absolute certainty.

2) Your Ex Spouse will go to the ends of the earth to constantly screw you over.

3) Dogs are extremely noble and loyal creatures.

4) The most painful regret is not doing something because you were afraid of failing or being laughed at.

5) WTSHTF you better have several weapons in easy reach .....cheif among must be your mind.

6) GSUS is one of the last bastions of freedom and the best people call it home.

[Msrwbdas]

[nushentelve]

Ximmy that visual just ruined my day !

[sykanaxer]

But she did the the right message across. Just run the other direction.

[Barbshowers]

barf still. I just have wayyy too many young ladies in my life that I love and adore and the thought of, I mean the thought of, uh I , I
I think I would be puttin a beatin' on sumbody. Sorry, I just don't like seeing that pic. No, Ximmy did good, I know, I was just trying to explain how I feel about THAT. UGH !