I can understand why a simpleton would laugh though.
You must have laughed like a drain then.
I'm a high class British gentleman and I laughed... Now if you'll excuse me I need to scratch my arse and fart loud enough for the customers to hear....
You on the pull?
Also, the only reason it would correct buckle to butthole or puma to penis is because people use butthole and penis a lot during conversation.
You speak for yourself.