[angeldimmon]

The economy is so bad that:



I received a pre-declined credit card offer.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Motel 6 won't leave the light on anymore.

A picture is only worth 200 words.

They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart street".



Finally I called the suicide hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked me if I could drive a truck or fly a plane!