[bs44MhUW]

I felt a sneeze coming, so I put my bowl of oatmeal down on the keyboard tray. I braced myself, then sneezed. The force of the sneeze (probably an 8 out of 10) caused my body to jerk forward. Though sitting sideways to avoid potentially spraying my LCD, my torso hit the keyboard tray which shot inward very quickly. The bowl hit the top of the desk while the tray reclined and oatmeal appropriately spilled in my lap.

[toreesi]

I felt a sneeze coming, so I put my bowl of oatmeal down on the keyboard tray. I braced myself, then sneezed. The force of the sneeze (probably an 8 out of 10) caused my body to jerk forward. Though sitting sideways to avoid potentially spraying my LCD, my torso hit the keyboard tray which shot inward very quickly. The bowl hit the top of the desk while the tray reclined and oatmeal appropriately spilled in my lap.

But at least the computer is GTG!!!

[uranbigis]

I farted this morning and **** myself. Fortunately I was in the shower at the time....

[PyncGyncliacy]

I farted this morning and **** myself. Fortunately I was in the shower at the time....

Never trust a fart, they are tricky ****ers at the best of times.

[uranbigis]

Never trust a fart, they are tricky ****ers at the best of times.

It didn't help that I forced it out, long story short, I need to buy a new shower curtain.

[educationonlines]

It didn't help that I forced it out, long story short, I need to buy a new shower curtain.

Just cut the curtain up into squares and use it as washable toilet paper

[Centurnion]

Just cut the curtain up into squares and use it as washable toilet paper

As long as they aren't vinyl curtains. When they crease you get sharp edges.

[educationonlines]

As long as they aren't vinyl curtains. When they crease you get sharp edges.

I didn't even think of that.. Hexus don't do it, by the wise words above you have been spared many lacerations to the rear.

[uranbigis]

I didn't even think of that.. Hexus don't do it, by the wise words above you have been spared many lacerations to the rear.

And for that I am gratefull, sadly nothing can be done about my slowly disolving ring.

[GZFL2tDA]

And for that I am gratefull, sadly nothing can be done about my slowly disolving ring.

Your ring is melting? You tried cold milk on it?

[educationonlines]

If you see blood on the tissue after wiping you're doing it too hard. Be gentle on the ring, dont scrub and use baby wipes or wet tissue.

[Centurnion]

I didn't even think of that.. Hexus don't do it, by the wise words above you have been spared many lacerations to the rear.

More people need to become acquainted with the Alphabet of Manliness. It is filled to the brim with information that will revolutionize the way you exist. Knowledge that could save your sphincter from death by a thousand paper cuts. Or Vinyl... cuts... whatever.

[uranbigis]

Your ring is melting? You tried cold milk on it?

Me Gusta!

[Gadarett]

I farted this morning and **** myself. Fortunately I was in the shower at the time....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiNZdTSH3-A

Hehehe.

[toreesi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiNZdTSH3-A

Hehehe.

This ones better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT6ArJJNqPE [rofl] NSFW BTW