[unmalryAlalry]

I think you are starting to become obsessed with me.

You quoted me, You're the obsessed one.

[pokerbonuscod]

You quoted me, You're the obsessed one.

Sh|t.

So, back on topic...

Cubase, after you told off the evil Apple Genius, did you kick everyone's ass? Was there an alien invasion too?

[unmalryAlalry]

I bet he went home and told his missus how hardcore he was...

[ElenaEvgeevnaa]

I can't help it. It's like taking candy from a baby. I know that there is absolutely no way that you can resist having the last word.

If by 'candy' you mean 'a beating' and by 'baby' you mean 'far superior intellect', then yes, that sentence makes sense.

[FuXA8nQM]

If by 'candy' you mean 'a beating' and by 'baby' you mean 'far superior intellect', then yes, that sentence makes sense.

Point proven.

[Futfwrca]

I may be an ass here, but that's because I don't care. I would never do something that childish in public though. I'm gonna go buy a new Subaru, then drive to the VW dealer and tell them to shove this car up their ass! I'm not really going to do that, but it's just a stupid. Does your future wife know she is marrying such a badass?

Also, it seems being a liar is worse than being a tool, since you haven't given up on this story.

[finasteride]

I honestly can't stand the Apple store for various reasons, one of which is not actually being able to go in there and buy a goddamn computer without a sales rep "assisting" you. You were probably being a bit childish to lash out the way you did, but unfortunately that store perpetuates that type of behavior. Seriously, who needs to fiddle around with a laptop for 3 ****ing hours before they decide to buy one?

[feannigvogten]

I've never seen an Apple Store before.
However if I did I sure as **** wouldn't walk in there to buy an Apple product.
Mostly because they're overpriced... but also because of the tinterwebs EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS CHEAPER ONLINE

[illetrygrargo]

I've never seen an Apple Store before.
However if I did I sure as **** wouldn't walk in there to buy an Apple product.
Mostly because they're overpriced... but also because of the tinterwebs EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS CHEAPER ONLINE

Not so much with Apple products. Don't know if these two are exactly the same but the 16GB iPad wifi w/out 3G is £439 on Apple store with free delivery; £428+delivery on ebuyer.com. I'm sure ebuyer's profit margin is cut quite thin on that since they're only willing to hold a little stock. Basically, Apple are *****, but their fellowship allow them to act that way.

[Lenny Hensley]

And walked out with a Windows Phone 7.

Let me explain:

I was walking in there because my dated iPhone 3G was pissing me off, BIG TIME. Slow performance, always crashing, not synching... you name it, I was fed up. I know it's dated, but there is a big difference between a dated device and A BRICK!

So I walk into the minimalist, jizz white coloured, translucent walled, washing machine that is the Apple City store and ask them to see my iPhone. So here I am waiting in line, and thinking this pace is a couple of straight jackets short of a full blown asylum, and eventually get tired of waiting. I mean, being totally honest: I really hate Apple (as Mutelight would attest to), and have not really enjoyed my experience with the iPhone. iTunes is about as useful as an ice frying pan, and their whole approach to what they consider corporate ethics would make Enron seem like child's play.

As luck would have it, while I am IN STORE I get a call from my mobile service provider telling me my contract is nearly up and I am eligible for an upgrade. She proceeded to tell me that I could upgrade to an iPhone4 for an extra $20 a month, and after telling her to get stuffed, we discussed some more practical options. I mean, why 3G never worked properly for the last 18 months of it's 24 month lifespan so why should I have to pay so much more for an upgraded PoS with more issues (i.e. Antenna)? So, she told me about the Samsung Omnia 7, and about Windows Phone (which I too have been researching), and 10 minutes later I ended the call having ordered a brand new Windows Phone 7, with the Samsung Omnia 7.

The Apple guy calls me up to the desk (he's ready to see me now), and says: "what seems to be the problem with your iPhone?".... I reply: "Oh nothing's wrong with it now, I was wondering if you can point me to the nearest trash bin because I just ordered a Windows Phone and want to save you the embarrassment of having it shoved up your ass".

I walk away with a skip in my step. I am finally Apple free!