Apple to launch its own TV channel !!!!!! - DiscussWorldIssues - Socio-Economic Religion and Political Uncensored Debate

**ZXRamon** · 08-09-2010, 03:56 AM

made you look, although I'm quite surprised they haven't and I wonder what it would be called ?

the iChannel,iTV or even Apple vision

**zdoppiklonikaa** · 08-09-2010, 03:58 AM

the iChannel,iTV or even Apple vision

or "You're watching it wrong"

**ZXRamon** · 08-09-2010, 04:00 AM

or "You're watching it wrong"

hmm.

I reckon they would get suid if the used iTV [yes]

**zdoppiklonikaa** · 08-09-2010, 04:02 AM

I reckon they would get suid if the used iTV [yes]

Their Apple TV was originally called iTV [yes]
http://www.appleinsider.com/articles...orld_expo.html

**LottiFurmann** · 08-09-2010, 04:19 AM

They'd probably abandon traditional rectangular aspect ratios in favour of a circular broadcast that would force all viewers to purchase Apple's new iRound display. The standard iRound has a 36" diameter, while the smaller, iRound Mini is a 22" model. All iRounds come in white, require a 3-year broadcast subscription (although current programming is limited to a single channel), and require additional adapters in order to be plugged into traditional power outlets. iRounds are extremely susceptible to vibrations, therefore it is not recommended that consumers hang them from the wall or place them on non-Apple approved display stands. Vibrations or iWaves, as they are known by Apple scientists, can cause the iRound to suddenly turn off or rewrite its existing BIOS*. All iRound warranties are therefore voided if the customer does not purchase and use the iStand; Apple's approved furniture display unit.

*at this time, Apple cannot reveal why a display unit would require its own BIOS, however, this does not absolve the consumer from the responsibility of protecting the integrity of the iRound's BIOS at all times.

**Oppofeescom** · 08-09-2010, 04:29 AM

/shakes head.

I was looking forward to mocking Apple over this, but now I find it's just a cunning ruse by our local wag OHP.

**Hbkj89D2** · 08-09-2010, 05:05 AM

Google are going to beat them to it...

**unmalryAlalry** · 09-08-2010, 07:36 AM

/shakes head.

I was looking forward to mocking Apple over this, but now I find it's just a cunning ruse by our local wag OHP.

You mean to say mocking OHP is any less fun? [thumbup]

**Svatudjw** · 09-08-2010, 07:58 AM

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Haha quality post. [thumbup]

08-09-2010, 03:56 AM	#1
ZXRamon Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 562 Senior Member	Apple to launch its own TV channel !!!!!! made you look, although I'm quite surprised they haven't and I wonder what it would be called ? the iChannel,iTV or even Apple vision Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-09-2010, 03:58 AM	#2
zdoppiklonikaa Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 495 Senior Member	the iChannel,iTV or even Apple vision or "You're watching it wrong" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-09-2010, 04:00 AM	#3
ZXRamon Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 562 Senior Member	or "You're watching it wrong" hmm. I reckon they would get suid if the used iTV [yes] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-09-2010, 04:02 AM	#4
zdoppiklonikaa Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 495 Senior Member	I reckon they would get suid if the used iTV [yes] Their Apple TV was originally called iTV [yes] http://www.appleinsider.com/articles...orld_expo.html Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-09-2010, 04:19 AM	#5
LottiFurmann Join Date Jan 2008 Posts 4,494 Senior Member	They'd probably abandon traditional rectangular aspect ratios in favour of a circular broadcast that would force all viewers to purchase Apple's new iRound display. The standard iRound has a 36" diameter, while the smaller, iRound Mini is a 22" model. All iRounds come in white, require a 3-year broadcast subscription (although current programming is limited to a single channel), and require additional adapters in order to be plugged into traditional power outlets. iRounds are extremely susceptible to vibrations, therefore it is not recommended that consumers hang them from the wall or place them on non-Apple approved display stands. Vibrations or iWaves, as they are known by Apple scientists, can cause the iRound to suddenly turn off or rewrite its existing BIOS. All iRound warranties are therefore voided if the customer does not purchase and use the iStand; Apple's approved furniture display unit. at this time, Apple cannot reveal why a display unit would require its own BIOS, however, this does not absolve the consumer from the responsibility of protecting the integrity of the iRound's BIOS at all times. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-09-2010, 04:29 AM	#6
Oppofeescom Join Date Dec 2005 Posts 444 Senior Member	/shakes head. I was looking forward to mocking Apple over this, but now I find it's just a cunning ruse by our local wag OHP. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Hbkj89D2 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 403 Senior Member	Google are going to beat them to it... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-08-2010, 07:36 AM	#8
unmalryAlalry Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 524 Senior Member	/shakes head. I was looking forward to mocking Apple over this, but now I find it's just a cunning ruse by our local wag OHP. You mean to say mocking OHP is any less fun? [thumbup] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-08-2010, 07:58 AM	#9
Svatudjw Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 536 Senior Member	Post Haha quality post. [thumbup] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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